Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • EricSteel

    Out: Like a kid in a candy store
    In: Like a kid in a doobie store

  • EricSteel

    Wear a hoodie,
    Smoke marijuana,
    Talk about the need for Health Insurance and Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

    #GetTalking
    Barackobama.com/talk

  • 914

    Dope and Change

  • sarahconnor2

    “Wow. And just think-I can stay on my parents’ insurance until I’m 26. And get student loans from the government! I’m freaking Julia, baby!!!!”

  • sarahconnor2

    The most popular display at the Hawaiian Museum’s Choom Gang exhibit was the true-to-life models of the President’s and his friends’ brains.

  • Vagabond661

    This buds for you.

  • Somewhere, Cheech and Chong are smiling.

  • stan25

    Pajama boy looking at the selection of bud that is available for sale in the local head shop.

  • Up in smoke
    That’s where I wanna be
    ‘Cause when I’m high
    The world below
    Don’t bother me
    When life begins
    To be one long
    And dangerous road
    I take a toke
    And all my cares
    Go up in smoke

  • westcoastwiser

    If you like your weed, you can keep your weed; period

  • westcoastwiser

    Doobie, doobie. do, stranger and the jar exchanging glances….

  • RadiCalMan

    “Boy with a couple of bottles of this stuff, I could go back to my mom’s basement and be pajama boy forever!”

  • Ask not for choom the bong tolls…

  • Scorpion

    The new Benghazi security chief inspects the new cafeteria offerings.

  • New Poster Boy for the the advertisement “This is your brain on drugs.”

  • As the marijuana shopper sang “Rocky Mountain High”, John Denver turned over in his grave.

  • Out: The Flintstones as the modern stone-age family.
    In: See above photo.

  • . . . and in other news, Bill Clinton now inhales.

  • stan25

    I just got a contact high.

  • Retired military

    ATTY General Eric Holder refused to prosecute the Colorado Democrat Party for bribery stating that any evidence that he may have had has gone up in smoke.

  • Retired military

    Word is that Obama would be visiting Colorado as soon as his Hawaiin vacation is over.

    • westcoastwiser

      Na, he left Mooch in Hawaii so she could take a secret flight back and stop in CO to make a buy.

  • EricSteel

    When Shaggy and Velma reproduce.

  • Joe_Miller

    What song do the folks at the ColdSTONE Creamery of Pot sing while they work?

  • Retired military

    If Obama had a son …..

  • Retired military

    How happy are progressive customers?
    Happier than a pothead in a Colorado smoke shop.

  • Tanuki Man

    I took off my footies and stopped drinking cocoa for this?

  • Tanuki Man

    huuunnnhh hunnnhhuu mmmmm hunnh

  • Paul Hooson

    All, it’s all fun and games for now. But, don’t blame me when he wakes up screaming, dreaming weird crap like this…..

  • yetanotherjohn

    Kids these days. My school lunch line wasn’t anything like this.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The microscope is used to show the customers how small their chances of advancing in life were.

  • westcoastwiser

    He’s so excited as he selects something for Obama that he knows he will use.

  • guido81_MA

    Welcome to “Cheech & Chong’s”, man! Would you like to try our new Michoacán Breakfast Spliff?

  • …after smoking, surprisingly Pee Wee Herman began to appear more normal.

  • RestlessLegs

    A mind gone to pot.

  • westcoastwiser

    Paul Hooson has changed his recruiting approach to attract new candidates to his pole-dancing school.

  • cathymv

    ……and this is your brain on Obamacare!!

  • westcoastwiser

    Now he’s really excited he’s going to college in Boulder.

  • RestlessLegs

    Rocky Mountain High

  • westcoastwiser

    He’s just passed the first step to become a blithering fool!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Gee, if I smoke enough of this, it will stop looking like dog poop!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Oh, the places you’ll go, and the things you will see!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Oh wait, did I enter the caption contest yet?

  • “I understand the need to be creative in naming their product, but ‘Leonid Brezhnev Nose Dirt‘ WTF?”

    • Paul Hooson

      God no! LOL!

      • I actually had the thought run through my head “There’s one worthy of Paul Hooson,” when that one came to me.

        • Paul Hooson

          I’m certainly the king of lowbrow and disgusting humor, Rodney. Comedy isn’t always pretty they say! – BTW, speaking of lowbrow, how about an entry about Brezhnev’s unibrow look. I haven’t seen that look since Sesame Street puppets or senior Soviet leadership! One large eyebrow, instead of two like most regular people. You think those Soviet leaders could have afforded a pair of tweezers at least!

  • “Guaranteed to make my brains Abbie something… Abbie Normal?”

  • fustian24

    If he’s not careful, he could end up on MSNBC.

    • Paul Hooson

      I’m not sure what this means, but I’m voting for it! It’s my patriotic duty!

      • fustian24

        Those guys have to be on drugs.

  • fustian24

    Drugged out and on the government dole. That’s the social change they’ve been fighting for.

  • westcoastwiser

    Moma, don’t let your babies grow up to be potheads!

  • Paul Hooson

    “Wow! He got that crazed wild look when it was announced that the caption contest winners will be announced on Monday!”

  • In an unexpected epiphany, Josh realized that Weird Al Yankovic wasn’t weird after all!

  • fustian24

    Kevin misses Monday judging deadline as a consequence of being in Colorado on other “business”.

    • Paul Hooson

      That also makes me a minor prophet for my above joke. – In all fairness, sometimes I have a hard time posting new things to Wizbang Pop due to some issues I need to ask Kevin about. He might be able to help me. In between managing business in my “war room” office, I like to make posts here and there. It makes a 16 hour work day more enjoyable.