Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Joe_Miller and fustian24 combined) – “As God is my witness, I thought babies could Fly!

2) (fustian24) – “Yeah, well the last thing Ambassador Stevens heard was ‘Trust me, I’ve got your back.’

3) (RDOwens) – “Thank you, little buddy. It is on your back that I spend trillions.

4) (yetanotherjohn) – “The White House released this photo of Obama catching a baby that fell out of a burning building. When asked why Obama seemed to be indoors, the White House derided the questioner for racism.

5) (David Robertson) – Obama: “You stink.
Baby: “Look who’s talking.

6) (FormerlyAnonymous) – “Thought bubble over the guy to the right: “my kingdom for a bout of projectile vomit.

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(Rodney Dill) – “Both need to be changed.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Rodney quickly had this one sewn up with his great entry. And usual gang were pretty spot-on as well…….As for me, I look forward to next week’s baby joke contest, with more jokes that flop and fall flat in their face, emitting far more groans than laughter….

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      Thanks Paul, I kind of liked my late entries, a ‘master t’ entry (a small Mr. T) and my Dean Winters as this baby’s projectile vomit, though there had already been a lot of baby vomit entries.

      • fustian24

        Yes, we all know Rodney is funny. Bla-bla-bla.

        But I think he’s an anti-social, loner, because he insists on doing captions all by himself. The well-adjusted like Joe and myself collaborate because everybody knows that it takes a village to create a good caption.

        Rodney probably captions from some loner cabin in Montana.

        That’s going to end well.

        • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

          Yalla yalla yalla…. I frequently comment on or elaborate on the captions of others, as you yourself, Paul Hooson, and several others do. Kevin just recognizes that mine stand better on their own. ;)

          Rodney probably captions from some loner cabin in Montana.

          Actually from an undisclosed location, North of Canada…. Seriously.

          • Paul Hooson

            That part of Michigan is slightly North of Canada you hail from Rodney. – But, I might be the only person here with a Canadian ancestry. My direct relatives come from Ireland, and became Canadian citizens up in Victoria. – Nice ferry ride BTW! Eh?
            BTW, that groupthink on jokes by Fustian and Joe isn’t anything like that FLY movie where you guys enter a telepod and become fused into one comic in a single body, is it? – Even Joe calls it “Fusion”.
            As for me, I choose to open up the doors of my old joke barn, go in the back behind the hay and baling wire, and look for an old rusty joke of mine, blow the dust of off, and let it run around in the farmyard while I attach some new offensive angle to it, tailoring it for the baby joke caption of the week. Maybe that’s not the state of the art joke development department that Joe and Fustian can manage, or even up to the joke research and development department run by Rodney. But, hey it’s landed me 5th place more than once( last week where I actually won, well that was an accident).
            At any rate if this doesn’t work for me, then I just have my stripper girlfriend come and visit me in my office, dressed as a slutty schoolgirl, for a well deserved bit of real naughty R&R which gives me great insights. Then, I’m able to tell terrible jokes here. For me, It’s like Moses went up to the mountain. But, then I come down with ten or more awful jokes….usually more…way more….real awful….

          • fustian24

            As it happens, my Mother’s family started in Ireland and came to the US through Canada.

            But I am quite certain we’re not related.

  • Joe_Miller

    Fusion! I like it!

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Thanks All

  • fustian24

    This is my first collaboration! Cool.

    Will this be the start of a new trend? Everybody editing everyone else’s captions?

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      Oh the huge vanity…..

      (As applied to the contest picture… as far as you know)

      • fustian24

        I don’t have huge vanity.

        Just modestly over-sized vanity.

        • jim_m

          Would that be a one or two basin vanity?

          • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

            It all depends on your commode of travel.

          • fustian24

            Groan.

            Suggest taking on a partner.

          • jim_m

            Depending upon the gender of his partner he may have to come out of the water closet.

    • Paul Hooson

      Yeah, but I’d have real trouble finding another guy as offensive and as bad of a joke writer as myself to co-write my jokes. Any recommendations here? I kind of like 914 and WestCoastWiser and Ken In Camarillo quite a bit. Those guys always crack me up. I like their kind of humor and they often like mine as well.

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