Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another massive success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “…Brokeback Fountain

2) (fustian24) – “When you’re as sh*tty as the President, you need a spare.

3) (LiberalNightmare) – “A perfect example of communism. Two stools, but no toilet paper.

4) (Proof) – “I will open this door. You will see something new.
Two things. And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.
These Things aren’t upsetting, they want to have fun.
Then, out of your body Came Thing Two and Thing One!
And they ran out so fast. With a ‘How do you do?’
Would you like to shake hands after Thing One and Thing Two?

5) (David Robertson) – “Paul Hooson recently remodeled his home. Now, there is one toilet for him and another for his jokes.

6) (Rodney Dill) – Chris Christie: “Cool…. one for each cheek.

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “Honestly, I couldn’t give two shits for this week’s Caption Contest.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Posted by on January 27, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Hooray for David Robertson’s joke about how bad my jokes are. To paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, “I may not get to the mountain top with you”. Once again, my jokes are too terrible to win the whole ball of wax, but I’m glad to have inspired a joke about what a simply terrible joke writer I am.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    …Woo hoo… one for each crapper.

    Thanks Kevin!

  • cathymv

    I knew that Rodney Dill’s was the best!! congrats!!