Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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In terms of winners, I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Lots of winners will be announced Monday morning…

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

Update 2: Winners for all past contests were announced as well.

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  • Joe_Miller

    I know I’m the President of the United States, but damn, at least it gets me out of the house.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Who knew the farm bill had subsidies for harvesting snow.

  • Retired military

    The global warming speech by Al Gore was delayed while the streets were being
    cleared.

  • Retired military

    In his comments, Kevin practices being the next Democrat President

  • Retired military

    Somewhere in hell, democrats started doing the right thing.

  • Retired military

    Kevin searches feverishly for the last few winners of the wizbang caption contest.

    • Paul Hooson

      When a guy like me enters jokes, nobody wins….

  • stan25

    Where are the straws?

  • stan25

    Obama must be out making another speech

  • yetanotherjohn

    I scream, you scream we all scream because Obama’s president.

  • Retired military

    We have to have a blizzard for Obama to show that there are shovel ready jobs out there

  • Retired military

    Obama “you didn’t build that snowman. Someone else built it”

  • Retired military

    Obama would have given his global warming speech but the teleprompter was white in color and couldn’t be found.

  • Tanuki Man

    We never had problems with this white powder when Marion Barry was mayor.

  • 914

    One green energy job more then this White House has ever created.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Snowstorm shuts down the federal government … let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

  • Paul Hooson

    Great moments that changed history
    President Bill Clinton: “Snow job, I thought you said blow job….”

  • BluesHarper

    If you like your warm climate, you can keep your warm climate.

  • Paul Hooson

    You can certainly tell it’s an off week David Robertson and others don’t have any jokes about what a shitty joke writer I am….

  • David F. Baskwill

    Washington Blows.

  • Dale Dawson

    Obama cleaning his driveway.

  • westcoastwiser

    It’s a stretch… Kevin had to find a picture of snow in DC when he could have taken a picture in his front yard. Guess he’s pandering to the politically correct amongst the bloggers.

  • westcoastwiser

    Hmmm… Well here in DC we catch them blowing white powdery stuff; normally they snort powdery white stuff!

  • yetanotherjohn

    I want him on my team for the snowball fight.

  • westcoastwiser

    Anybody beside me notice that Obama got his butt out of this mess and went to the Palm Springs White House to play golf and Mochelle went to the Aspen White House to ski?

  • yetanotherjohn

    (I really can’t stay) But baby it’s cold outside
    (I’ve got to go away) But baby it’s cold outside

  • Scorpion

    This 2030 rendering of the lefts version of global warming depicts a record cotton harvest at Emperor Obama’s White House.

  • Paul Hooson

    Back Seat Driver: “Hey driver, it sure is great to get away from all of that November snow in Washington and be here in Texas…. Are we going near the Texas Schoolbook Depository? …Hey driver, you know what people say? That Texas Schoolbook depository here is great! It’s the best schoolbook depository in all of Texas, they say….Hey driver, you know what the buzz on the streets is? That Texas Schoolbook Depository here is really something…..Hey driver, you know where all the tourists like to go….Can you guess, give up? Well, it’s the Texas Schoolbook depository…Hey, I wonder if that Texas Schoolbook Depository has a souvenir shop? I’d sure like a hat and t-shirt that say Texas Schoolbook Depository…I wonder if they have restaurant there? I’d like a cheese burger and all the trimmings….You know, I’m talking about the Texas Schoolbook Depository, don’t you?…Hey driver?….”
    Then, suddenly in an instant, the limo driver hears what sounds like a car backfiring twice, then it’s all quiet in the backseat. No more questions about the Texas Schoolbook Depository….
    Limo Driver: “Finally, some peace and quiet around here!”

  • Vagabond661

    Snow is white therefore snow is racist.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Whoa, careful with that snowblower. Careful! Oh no, you killed Kenny!”
    “You bastards!”

  • Paul Hooson

    In those later days, the Lord saith that the people became complacent, while those sitting powerful upon the hill turned their hearts to evil, and killeth Kenny. And the Lord shouth out upon the land, “You bastards!”

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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