Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    I iz not fat cat…. I iz just fluffy

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    I’m an ICHC cat….. I Clawed Hooson’s Captions

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    … but cats can type 100 wps…. yea, that’s the ticket.

  • westcoastwiser

    Here kitty, kitty… HERE NICE KITTY, KITTY! HHEERREE NNIICCEE KKIITTYY, KKIITTYY! NICE KITTY!!!! ARG!!!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Cat got your good sense?

  • Bill_M

    Didn’t know Nancy Pelosi’s nickname was Dogg…

    • Paul Hooson

      I think her Indian nickname should be”Deer Caught In Headlines” or “Little Princess Botox Too Much”….

  • Ken in Camarillo

    I’m certainly not going to admit that I can’t either!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    The disturbing images put Tabby into a cat-atonic state.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Is that potatoe or potato?

  • Ken in Camarillo

    At least they didn’t try to sandbag me by holding the book upside down.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Cat says “I prefer Goldilocks and the three bears.”

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Hooson says “I prefer Goldilocks and the three bares.”

    • Paul Hooson

      Does the carpet match the drapes on her? Then, again a bare rug is real nice!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    That explains why both the yellow dog AND blue dog Democrats voted for Obamacare!

  • Paul Hooson

    “Here Kitler, Here Kitler……Who’s my little leader of the pets? Who’s my little leader of the pets? Who’s the little Furrier? Who’s the Furrier?”

  • Rick Adams

    Tabby suddenly realized that, voting literacy tests and ID requirements having been long ago rescinded, just because they couldn’t read didn’t mean dogs couldn’t vote.

  • westcoastwiser

    Darn, I thought I had this contest won, then Hooson, Dill, yetanotherjohn and Ken started posting! Back to the drawing board!

    • Paul Hooson

      I’m not going to win squat, so you still have a very clear shot at it, WESTCOASTWISER. I only enter for fun anyway. Too make others laugh at my bad comedy writing.

      • westcoastwiser

        Guess I’ll have to enroll the Paul Hooson of Bad Comedic Writing, and get a post-graduate degree.

      • westcoastwiser

        And I did a Google search on house fire jokes and 1,203,687 results in 4 seconds and they were all Paul Hooson jokes.

        • http://wizbangblog.com/author/rodney-graves/ Rodney G. Graves

          None of which were funny…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Can we turn on the TV soon, it’s about time for my favorite day-time game show, DOUBLE JEOPARDY, hosted by Amanda Knox!”

  • Melissa Fletcher

    So this is why he never answers any of my texts.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Just a hint kid, cat’s can’t either.

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

  • drmrs

    Yes, but dogs should be neutered or spade. This is real cat intelligence. drmrs 3/7/2014

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