Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • GarandFan

    This is the robot that will soon be handling all requests for ObamaCare. HHS Secretary Kathleen Selibus assures me that we just have a few more kinks to work out.

  • Greg Wood

    “I’m sorry, Barack. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

  • Hillary left it at the White House, and now Michelle would like to return it… Dang thing uses 100 D-Cells.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I for one reject our robotic overlord.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You can’t hug a child with robotic arms.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The new IRS3000 can reach into the pockets of two taxpayers at a time.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Steam powered robot … sounds like something Obama would support.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Which Obama crony is into Robots?

    • westcoastwiser

      Vladimir Putin

  • yetanotherjohn

    The three laws of Obama Robotics

    A robot may not question a liberal or, through inaction, allow a liberal to come to be doubted.

    A robot must obey the orders given to it by liberals, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    A robot must destroy conservatives as long as such destruction does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

    • westcoastwiser


  • Ken in Camarillo

    With this Blasto-5000 automatic academic paper generator, I should be able to convince everyone that man made global warming is real!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    With this Blasto-5000 automatic speech writer and my teleprompter on the case, there should be no way for my real agenda to be exposed and compromised.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    “Long Arms of the Lawless”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Touting how Obamacare will bend the health care costs down, Obama introduced the Colonobot 3000 which can perform two colonoscopies at once in half the time.

  • Rodney Kjell

    Another job is lost to automation.

  • Things were all shits and giggles until Biden referred to the President’s symbiotic relationship with the device as Sybian Idiotic.

  • westcoastwiser

    Bark is announcing his latest weapon to be used to suppress Russian aggression – his BIG MOUTH.

  • Retired military

    Obama “I repeat this is not an extraterrestrial invasion. It is an uncontested arrival”

  • greg wilson

    A mindless robot on display in the White House. And a machine.

  • Bill_M

    Obama displays the new Obamacare Proctologist droid, included free with your Obamacare plan.

  • Bill_M

    Dang – Steve Macklin beat me to it.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

  • Jim

    To ensure that whole sign language mess doesn’t happen again I am now going to use robo-sign…