Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Posted by on March 7, 2014.
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  • Par4Course

    One is attentive, engaged and teachable; the other is POTUS.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    “I think my teacher likes you… she says you’re a real impeach.”

  • Scorpion

    Oh, he’s doing great, except he’s not quite getting your version of what a racist is.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Teacher: “…and what was the lesson we learned from Napolean, Billy?”
    Billy: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”
    Barry: “Uh… Wazzat?”

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Teacher: “…and what was the lesson we learned from Napolean, Billy?”
    Billy: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”
    Barry: “Inconceivable”

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Wonder if she’d help me with my homework like that?

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Miss, have you ever thought of applying for an internship at the White House?

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Damn! This kid’s got better math skills than my Secretary of the Treasury!

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know kid. Study hard and someday you could be president … if that racist teacher doesn’t keep holding you down.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This time, Obama is personally overseeing the Obamacare web site fixes.

  • http://nomayo.mu.nu Stephen_Macklin

    That’s great. Now if you could just type that into the teleprompter I have to make a statement on Ukraine in 10 minutes.

  • fustian24

    Obama has been sent to the Dan Quayle school for remedial political spelling.

  • Retired military

    Obama

    Why does he have an E inbetween the R and S. That isn’t how you
    spell Rspect.

  • Retired military

    Hillary put Obama into time out. Again.

  • Retired military

    Obama “My economic policies don’t get any respect”
    Boy ‘knock knock”
    Obama “who’s there”
    Boy “crimea”
    Obama “crimea who”
    Boy “Crimea river”

  • Retired military

    Obama mistakes yet another child for Joe Biden.

  • Retired military

    Obama seeks advice on his foreign policies from those who know better

  • Retired military

    Teacher “no Billy, 3 +3 does not equal 8″
    Obama “It doesn’t???”

  • Retired military

    Obama “don’t worry about that mistake Billy, under common core close enough is just fine”

  • fustian24

    Watch your lunch money kid.

  • stan25

    Obama is finally in a place where he can he does not have to do anything hard.

  • stan25

    Hey mommy, i am smarter than Barack Obama.

  • Retired military

    Note to Obama
    The preschool called and they want their foreign policy back.

  • Retired military

    Obama tries to pick up more foreign policy pointers from his peers.

  • Retired military

    Obama thought bubble “Putin can keep his chess. Nothing wrong with losing a good game of tic tac toe to an expert.

  • Retired military

    Boy “why aren’t you doing more about unemployment”
    Obama “well I would do more but unlike Nero I don’t play a fiddle”

  • Retired military

    Boy thought bubble “/sigh Arugula on the school lunch menu AGAIN!!!”

  • Rick Adams

    Really, math ISN’T his strong suit…

  • yetanotherjohn

    So the paste tastes better than the school lunches?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Finally. Obama meets someone with whom he can draw a red line and mean it … maybe.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    You see Johnny? You carry “the ONE”, and borrow $17 Trillion.

  • Paul Hooson

    One needs help with his work. Has help getting dressed. And needs rides. – The other is a first grader….

  • Retired military

    Boy “why isn’t Pres Obama saying anything?”
    Teacher “He is waiting for Chico to finish setting up TOTUS”

  • Retired military

    Obama decides to resume his study of economics where he left off at

  • Retired military

    Obama watches intently as the teachers union signs up another uninsured person for Obamacare.

  • Vagabond661

    Obama thought bubble:”Only two weeks until spring break vacation.”

  • westcoastwiser

    A democrat organizer and the POTUS register another democrat voter.

  • westcoastwiser

    The guy on the right can only watch because the dog ate his home work.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He just can’t help cheating.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know kid, if you like that crayon, you can keep that crayon.

  • Retired military

    Putin wrestles bears, kills tigers, and eats alligators. Obama studies his Tic Tac Toe game.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I know you are, but what am I?

  • The_Weege_99

    “Even us pre-schoolers know lying is wrong, President Obama.”

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.