Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Posted by on March 14, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Rick Adams

    Not terribly relevant, but it might make someone laugh.

    • Rick Adams

      Actually, I think this version is funnier.

  • fustian24

    The red matches my underwear.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Well, this shirt certainly has a rather limited audience appeal, doesn’t it?”

  • Paul Hooson

    “This one is marked down, right?”

  • Joe_Miller

    I want two of these red shirts, one for my mother-in-law and one for my wife. Now if I can just figure out how to send them on an away mission to another planet.

    • westcoastwiser

      Call Richard Branson… he has regular flights planned. They even have a one-way fare.

  • westcoastwiser

    Hey, well all right now… what do I hear bid for this shirt? Come-on, now, let me hear it now! $25, now do I hear 30? Sold to the gent who bid Crimera!

  • westcoastwiser

    As President, I’m ordering you to give me this shirt. I can give and take what I want! Look, I just gave away the Internet!

  • westcoastwiser

    I need something that will make me look good when I’m appointed the Prime Minister of Crimea

    • westcoastwiser

      Oops, sorry. Putin just called and wants me to take over from Assad in Syria.

    • westcoastwiser

      Will this never end? Now, they want me to become the foreign minister of Maylasia.

    • westcoastwiser

      Agh… Governor Quinn called and wants me to run for a Senatorial seat in Illinois

    • westcoastwiser

      To help me with my next contract I’ve chosen Scott Boras, the sports agent, in hopes that I can get a contract with the Denver Broncos.

    • westcoastwiser

      Thanks to Scott, I just got my first offer: clown at the Reno Rodeo

    • westcoastwiser

      Saved… my brother called and asked that I be appointed Kenyan Ambassador to the USA.

  • westcoastwiser

    Phew! Thank god my Secret Service agent sprayed this shirt with Febreeze!

  • Paul Hooson

    This week it’s a shirt. Next week it’s a tent…..BTW, did you hear about the nervous man who went to a psychiatrist and kept telling the doctor, “I’m a teepee…No, I’m a wigwam….No, I’m a teepee”. – Exhausted, the doctor exclaimed, “Calm down, You’re two tents!”

  • drmrs

    Well, I think my wife is a 48-DD. drmrs 3/16/2014

  • westcoastwiser

    I’m Baacckk!!!!

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    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.