Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

The Democrats and Senator Reid area Koch Whores
Stupid Democrat Thinks 225-Year-Old Constitution is 400 Years Old
  • Rick Adams

    Not terribly relevant, but it might make someone laugh.

    • Rick Adams

      Actually, I think this version is funnier.

  • fustian24

    The red matches my underwear.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Well, this shirt certainly has a rather limited audience appeal, doesn’t it?”

  • Paul Hooson

    “This one is marked down, right?”

  • Joe_Miller

    I want two of these red shirts, one for my mother-in-law and one for my wife. Now if I can just figure out how to send them on an away mission to another planet.

    • westcoastwiser

      Call Richard Branson… he has regular flights planned. They even have a one-way fare.

  • westcoastwiser

    Hey, well all right now… what do I hear bid for this shirt? Come-on, now, let me hear it now! $25, now do I hear 30? Sold to the gent who bid Crimera!

  • westcoastwiser

    As President, I’m ordering you to give me this shirt. I can give and take what I want! Look, I just gave away the Internet!

  • westcoastwiser

    I need something that will make me look good when I’m appointed the Prime Minister of Crimea

    • westcoastwiser

      Oops, sorry. Putin just called and wants me to take over from Assad in Syria.

    • westcoastwiser

      Will this never end? Now, they want me to become the foreign minister of Maylasia.

    • westcoastwiser

      Agh… Governor Quinn called and wants me to run for a Senatorial seat in Illinois

    • westcoastwiser

      To help me with my next contract I’ve chosen Scott Boras, the sports agent, in hopes that I can get a contract with the Denver Broncos.

    • westcoastwiser

      Thanks to Scott, I just got my first offer: clown at the Reno Rodeo

    • westcoastwiser

      Saved… my brother called and asked that I be appointed Kenyan Ambassador to the USA.

  • westcoastwiser

    Phew! Thank god my Secret Service agent sprayed this shirt with Febreeze!

  • Paul Hooson

    This week it’s a shirt. Next week it’s a tent…..BTW, did you hear about the nervous man who went to a psychiatrist and kept telling the doctor, “I’m a teepee…No, I’m a wigwam….No, I’m a teepee”. – Exhausted, the doctor exclaimed, “Calm down, You’re two tents!”

  • drmrs

    Well, I think my wife is a 48-DD. drmrs 3/16/2014

  • westcoastwiser

    I’m Baacckk!!!!

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    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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