Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (GarandFan) – “Yes Mr President, I enjoy working only 30 hours a week. That’s 10 hours of free time to look through trash dumpsters for aluminum cans.

2) (Stephen_Macklin) – “I’m shopping for my wife. Do you have anything closer to $10,000?

3) (Porkopolis) – Salesperson: “Um, Yeah….the size number is aspirational…Kinda like, you know, the healthcare signup numbers…It’s what a woman would like her size to be and not her actual size.

4) (Scorpion) – “Do you have any of these in a onesie?

5) (fustian24) – “Are you aware of my ‘President’s shop free’ executive order signed just this morning?

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “Do you have anything in white? I may need to surrender the Crimea at a moments notice.

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “Well, Sir, this is going better than when Hillary shopped here last week. That poor woman over there lost her hair and was turned to stone when Mrs. Clinton looked at her.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Posted by on March 17, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Paul Hooson

    No Rodney Dill this week? Welcome to the ranks of unfunny joke hell with me, Rodney….Where I toil here in eternal torment, writing David Brenner death jokes, with great gnashing of teeth….Much like Brenner’s forced smile….

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      Patience Paul, patience…. There were a lot of excellent captions this week. So just do like I do and raise your hands in the air and calmly say, “SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!

      • westcoastwiser

        Tough living on the wild side. I always check the winners so I can see saraconner2′s name again.

      • fustian24

        It would take a much bigger man than I not to gloat just a little.

        Not that I would do that.

        Much…

  • Scorpion

    Thank you people. Good chuckles this week, as usual.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think all the winning entries were better than average this week. I especially liked the subtlety of Fustian24.

    • fustian24

      Thanks!

      Yours cracked me up.

  • westcoastwiser

    Help, I’ve fallen down and I can’t get up!