Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Posted by on March 21, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • David F. Baskwill

    All your balls are belong to me.

  • David F. Baskwill

    White men can’t jump.

  • David F. Baskwill

    You don’t need a Blackberry when you’re playing Vanilla Cream Puffs.

  • David F. Baskwill

    O’Bumbles dominates the Washington Generals: Putin dominates the World.

  • iurockhead

    Floats like a butterfly, stings like a……….well, floats like a butterfly.

  • westcoastwiser

    This is classic Obama: racist and sexist. He’s the only black guy and there are no women.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    For the first time in history, Nike wishes its trademark swish was more obscured.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Nothing like a quick pick up game of shirts and thin-skins.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Add ‘game’ to something the emperor does not have.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Thought bubble above the defender’s head: “good thing they reminded us that we can’t play ‘no autopsy, no foul’ today.”

  • drmrs

    President Obama demonstrates that in sports as in politics, one must do better! drmrs 3/22/2014

  • westcoastwiser

    Reminds me of that 60′s song… Black on black, I want my baby back…

  • cathymv

    I will dazzle you with my Jazz Hands!!!

  • Cary Antebi

    Mr. President, we have to stop your game… We have an emergency. Your golf group tees off in five minutes!

  • Cary Antebi

    Call Putin and challenge him to a game of horse. Winner takes the rest of Ukraine.

  • Shawn

    Mike Huckabee Can’t Jump.

  • fustian24

    So, Barry can shoot over the Toronto mayor. Big deal!

    • jim_m

      Couldn’t have been the mayor of Toronto. He isn’t high enough.

  • fustian24

    Barry looks okay against the Goldman Sachs Big Butts.

    Let’s see him take on some brutha’s from the hood.

  • yetanotherjohn

    For the half time show, reporters come in and sing praises to “Dear leader” acapella.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I told you that if we let the government experiment with anti-gravity there would be unexpected consequences. Now the “tame” black hole has swallowed this weeks Wizbang Caption Contest results.

  • westcoastwiser

    Kevin waits to announce winners of the Caption Contest until the White House permits the media to announce the winner of this basketball contest.

  • DaveTheLoveable

    At least he’s good at SOMETHING…

    • westcoastwiser

      That’s probably what his mother said when he got toilet trained!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superpresident! Faster and Furiouser than any congressional investigation. More powerful because all who oppose him must be racist. Able to change laws with impunity. Yes, it’s Superpresident, strange visitor from Illinois or Hawaii or Kenya or somewhere else who came to D.C. with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superpresident who can stop the rising of tides, bend reporters to his will; and who; disguised as Barack Obama, mild-mannered moderate running for office, fights a never ending battle for power, corruption and crony capitalism. And now, another episode in the exciting adventures of Superpresident. Our story begins as Superpresident is battling one on one with evil GOP congressmen on the basketball court.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Kevin won’t declare the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest Winner until Obama returns to Earth. We may have a long wait ahead of us.

    • westcoastwiser

      It has never been reported, but Kevin is a Secret Service Agent. He was on travel with Obama, but is returning early just so he can post the winners of the Contest.

      • yetanotherjohn

        So is the selection of the photograph or the selection of the winners made while he is face down in a hotel hallway. Inquiring minds want to know.

        Perhaps there should be a special April 1st edition of the best “Why a winner wasn’t declared” captions.

        • westcoastwiser

          Hmmm… but he hasn’t even read these yet, yet!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Or has he?

          • westcoastwiser

            With his SS status, it is classified

          • yetanotherjohn

            But given that NSA has already read all the entries, you would think that bureaucratic courtesy would have them send him a copy.

          • westcoastwiser

            New classified input: Kevin not SS agent, he’s a Secret Agent, like Maxwell Smart!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Missed it by that much.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Missed it by that much.

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      It’ll be long enough just waiting for Obama to make a basket.

      • westcoastwiser

        Shoot, Bark, shoot!

  • westcoastwiser

    OMG, he’s up against the 3 SS agents who got sent home for bad behavior.

  • yetanotherjohn

    As a nation, we can be thankful they weren’t playing shirts vs skins.

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.