Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another big success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Paul Hooson) – “What we have here is a failure to excommunicate….

2) (Rick Adams) – “Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you’re kind of a dick.

3) (fustian24) – “And if you like your soul, you can keep your soul.

4) (David Robertson) – “I know the Messiah. The Messiah is a friend of mine. Mr. President, you are no Messiah.

5) (914) – “A Pope and a Dope!

6) (Rodney Dill) – “The Holy See meets Wholly Me.

The Readers Choice Award went to Paul Hooson’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent, if overlooked, entry:

(The_Weege_99) – “Wichita State? Really, Mr. President?… how disappointing.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you so much everyone for my second rare win this year. See lightning sometimes strikes twice? – I deeply appreciate the reader’s enjoyment of my long-running jokes about excommunication, which had actually started years ago after the COOL HAND LUKE movie originated. – I’m especially grateful that even Jim M thought that this was funny. That meant more to me than anything this week. Thank you Jim, I really appreciate that.
    Rodney had long encouraged me to not always go for the outrageous shock value humor and to refine my jokes toward something with sharper humor that’s more cerebral. And Fustian approved of higher grade jokes as well.
    I’m very happy to give everyone a laugh or two. Once Kevin posts a picture, I go into a comedy zone and a whole lot of funny ideas start to flow.

    • I’m glad we’re rubbing off on you… er… That didn’t come out so well.

    • …and the missing Cool Hand Luke reference caption is…
      “50 hard boiled eggs later Obama reenacted the vomit scene from The Exorcist with Pope Francis.”

    • westcoastwiser

      What are you doing here? Completing your Common Core essay?

      • Paul Hooson

        I’m just very grateful that so many enjoyed my joke. I needed to express my heartfelt thanks here. My biggest challenge is to make people laugh…I’ve had other success in business, etc,, but humor remains a first love of mine always…

        • westcoastwiser

          To the tired, weary, hallucinating bloggers, we take comfort that between selling cars and running a strip club, you make the regular feeble effort to share your obtuse humor us.

    • Here’s a picture for you…

  • Thanks Kevin…

  • cathymv

    paul, that was just a classic!! congrats!!! 🙂

  • 914

    Always funny stuff.

  • drmrs

    Yes, you qualify for Secretary of Pontification in my cabinet. drmrs 4/20/204

  • drmrs

    Yes, you qualify for Secretary of Pontification in my cabinet. drmrs 4/20/204