Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another massive success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “The Department of Education proudly promotes, ‘Wear Your IQ’ Month.

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Obama only wishes his approval rating was that high.

3) (Rick Adams) – “At least Nero had musical talent.

4) (Tanuki Man) – “Obama 44, US 0

5) (fustian24) – “Big Papi and Little Crappy.

6) (sarahconnor2) – “Wow, this will look great with my mom jeans!

The Readers Choice Award went to Rodney Dill’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent, if overlooked, entry:

(Porkopolis) – “Selfie Absorbed

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Posted by on April 7, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Paul Hooson

    I liked all the winners this week, especially Rodney’s and Sarah Connor’s. – And true to my usual form, I was back to my losing ways with nothing very divinely inspired this week compared to last week’s better entries. See, without spiritual inspiration, I’m nothing….

    • westcoastwiser

      We feel your pain!

    • yetanotherjohn

      And even worse, not caption contest this week to even try and redeem yourself

  • sarahconnor2

    Thanks, Kevin!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Todays Real Clear Politics Poll average: 42.9 approve, 52.8 disapprove.
    The real question is when Obama will get the NSA intercept and IRS databases linked so the tax audit notices can go out as soon as you are polled. I guess we should be thankful that this administration isn’t that competent.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Thanks Kevin and all.

  • cathymv

    I knew that Rodney had #1….. congrats all!!!

  • westcoastwiser

    OK everyone! Let’s start a second caption contest on this picture!
    yetanotherjohn, rick and sarahconner2, you go first!

    • yetanotherjohn

      OK. It’s tough on a field so heavily worked, but here goes.

      I wreck the US foreign policy, run up the largest deficits since WWII, appropriate executive powers to change laws a dictator would envy and wreck the worlds best medical system and all I get is this lousy shirt?

    • yetanotherjohn

      The president want’s to thank all the child sweatshop workers who made this shirt for him.

    • yetanotherjohn

      44. A presidential number that will live in infamy.

    • westcoastwiser

      Talk about pandering; no 44 on any active Red Sox roster.

      • jim_m

        The players probably wanted to avoid any association with the biggest loser in the US.

    • fustian24

      Trivia question: who was our last black President?

      • westcoastwiser

        In the Year 2525, who was our only black President?

        • fustian24

          Yeah. Probably a better way of putting it.

          Go ahead.

          Show me up…

          Great.

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Guess who forgot to post a contest this week? This guy. That almost never happens. Winner yes,but contest, maybe once or twice in 10 years…

    • fustian24

      I figured it was probably with Obama’s budget somewhere.

      • fustian24

        Perhaps we can do a top ten reasons Kevin forgot to post the caption contest this week?

        • fustian24

          Too busy cleaning up the house for Kathleen Sebelius visit.

        • fustian24

          Always caddies at the Masters.

        • fustian24

          Auditioning to be Late Night replacement until that bastard Colbert took it.

        • fustian24

          Preparing for inevitable IRS investigation of Wizbang.

        • fustian24

          In Nevada rustling cattle while everybody was busy.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Time just slipped away from Kevin as he contemplated his selfie with Obama.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Kevin posted a caption contest on the NSA, but it mysteriously vanished.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Had to rush his pet to the vet after his dog ate the internet.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Racism. Pure and simple Racism.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Wizbang fired Kevin, hired Sebelius and who could have foreseen there would be any problems.

        • yetanotherjohn

          The whole weekend is one gigantic blur of brothels and bars after the secret service came to talk with him.

        • yetanotherjohn

          It’s always the simple things that expose aliens true identities.

        • yetanotherjohn

          He didn’t forget. He posted the caption contest, yetanotherjohn won the top six winner positions and the reader’s choice. This “Kevin forgot to post a contest” is just a conspiracy to ruin my greatest triumph.

        • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

          …busy buying more shoes to throw at Hillary.

        • yetanotherjohn

          So who won?