Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another massive success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “The Department of Education proudly promotes, ‘Wear Your IQ’ Month.

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Obama only wishes his approval rating was that high.

3) (Rick Adams) – “At least Nero had musical talent.

4) (Tanuki Man) – “Obama 44, US 0

5) (fustian24) – “Big Papi and Little Crappy.

6) (sarahconnor2) – “Wow, this will look great with my mom jeans!

The Readers Choice Award went to Rodney Dill’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent, if overlooked, entry:

(Porkopolis) – “Selfie Absorbed

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    I liked all the winners this week, especially Rodney’s and Sarah Connor’s. – And true to my usual form, I was back to my losing ways with nothing very divinely inspired this week compared to last week’s better entries. See, without spiritual inspiration, I’m nothing….

    • westcoastwiser

      We feel your pain!

    • yetanotherjohn

      And even worse, not caption contest this week to even try and redeem yourself

  • sarahconnor2

    Thanks, Kevin!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Todays Real Clear Politics Poll average: 42.9 approve, 52.8 disapprove.
    The real question is when Obama will get the NSA intercept and IRS databases linked so the tax audit notices can go out as soon as you are polled. I guess we should be thankful that this administration isn’t that competent.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Thanks Kevin and all.

  • cathymv

    I knew that Rodney had #1….. congrats all!!!

  • westcoastwiser

    OK everyone! Let’s start a second caption contest on this picture!
    yetanotherjohn, rick and sarahconner2, you go first!

    • yetanotherjohn

      OK. It’s tough on a field so heavily worked, but here goes.

      I wreck the US foreign policy, run up the largest deficits since WWII, appropriate executive powers to change laws a dictator would envy and wreck the worlds best medical system and all I get is this lousy shirt?

    • yetanotherjohn

      The president want’s to thank all the child sweatshop workers who made this shirt for him.

    • yetanotherjohn

      44. A presidential number that will live in infamy.

    • westcoastwiser

      Talk about pandering; no 44 on any active Red Sox roster.

      • jim_m

        The players probably wanted to avoid any association with the biggest loser in the US.

    • fustian24

      Trivia question: who was our last black President?

      • westcoastwiser

        In the Year 2525, who was our only black President?

        • fustian24

          Yeah. Probably a better way of putting it.

          Go ahead.

          Show me up…

          Great.

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Guess who forgot to post a contest this week? This guy. That almost never happens. Winner yes,but contest, maybe once or twice in 10 years…

    • fustian24

      I figured it was probably with Obama’s budget somewhere.

      • fustian24

        Perhaps we can do a top ten reasons Kevin forgot to post the caption contest this week?

        • fustian24

          Too busy cleaning up the house for Kathleen Sebelius visit.

        • fustian24

          Always caddies at the Masters.

        • fustian24

          Auditioning to be Late Night replacement until that bastard Colbert took it.

        • fustian24

          Preparing for inevitable IRS investigation of Wizbang.

        • fustian24

          In Nevada rustling cattle while everybody was busy.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Time just slipped away from Kevin as he contemplated his selfie with Obama.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Kevin posted a caption contest on the NSA, but it mysteriously vanished.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Had to rush his pet to the vet after his dog ate the internet.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Racism. Pure and simple Racism.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Wizbang fired Kevin, hired Sebelius and who could have foreseen there would be any problems.

        • yetanotherjohn

          The whole weekend is one gigantic blur of brothels and bars after the secret service came to talk with him.

        • yetanotherjohn

          It’s always the simple things that expose aliens true identities.

        • yetanotherjohn

          He didn’t forget. He posted the caption contest, yetanotherjohn won the top six winner positions and the reader’s choice. This “Kevin forgot to post a contest” is just a conspiracy to ruin my greatest triumph.

        • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

          …busy buying more shoes to throw at Hillary.

        • yetanotherjohn

          So who won?

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