Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Posted by on May 2, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Retired military

    As John Kerry prepares to dump Theresa he auditions her replacement at the
    Billionaire’s women’s club

  • Retired military

    John Kerry sadly remembers his last selfie. Crawling out of tube with a space suit on.

  • Retired military

    Man in the background “I didnt know Frankenstein was such a ladies man”

  • Retired military

    Afterwards the women were disappointed when their pictures were not signed by Ted Cassidy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    His ancestors could buy a dusky maiden for a few glass beads. He has to promise cheap electronics. Inflation hurts the rich too.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    “Hey look he’s got the Kentucky Derby on this phone.”
    “I coulda been a contendah.”

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Nope, your nose still looks huge, stretch your arm out farther.

  • Melissa Fletcher

    Wait a minute while I hit the extra long selfie app

  • cathymv

    You too, can look this good with botox!! Don’t I look wonderful?

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

  • drmrs

    “Dr. Livingston, I presume (or his corpse).” drmrs 5/5/2014