Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Bird666) – Siri: “Why the long face?

2) (fustian24) – “The administration blames the breakdown of the Middle East peace talks on a despicable selfie video.

3) (Retired military) – “John Kerry sadly remembers his last selfie. Crawling out of tube with a space suit on.

4) (Hank_M) – “waitaminute, got to adjust wide angle, to fit my ego into this.

5) (westcoastwiser) – “… and here’s a picture of me windsurfing.

6) (GarandFan) – “Now I’ve got a selfie with my ‘Black’ friends!

The Readers Choice Award went to Bird666’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent, if overlooked, entry:

(yetanotherjohn) – “There but for the grace of God goes our former President.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Bird666

    Awesome, thanks!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Reader’s choice award but not chosen by readers. Does not compute.

    • jim_m

      Kevin is just trying to implement equality of outcomes. So even if you don’t deserve the award you will win. After all, you didn’t write that caption anyway.

      • yetanotherjohn

        That makes sense because obviously I don’t deserve the award.

        Affirmative action humor awards. Giving a readers’ choice award to the caption that readers didn’t choose (presumably because they didn’t see the humor it it) is a perfect metaphor for the times.

        • westcoastwiser


  • westcoastwiser

    All are brilliant selections!

  • cathymv

    the siri one was the best.. lol…. great pick!!