Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Bird666) – Siri: “Why the long face?

2) (fustian24) – “The administration blames the breakdown of the Middle East peace talks on a despicable selfie video.

3) (Retired military) – “John Kerry sadly remembers his last selfie. Crawling out of tube with a space suit on.

4) (Hank_M) – “waitaminute, got to adjust wide angle, to fit my ego into this.

5) (westcoastwiser) – “… and here’s a picture of me windsurfing.

6) (GarandFan) – “Now I’ve got a selfie with my ‘Black’ friends!

The Readers Choice Award went to Bird666′s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent, if overlooked, entry:

(yetanotherjohn) – “There but for the grace of God goes our former President.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


Posted by on May 5, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Bird666

    Awesome, thanks!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Reader’s choice award but not chosen by readers. Does not compute.

    • jim_m

      Kevin is just trying to implement equality of outcomes. So even if you don’t deserve the award you will win. After all, you didn’t write that caption anyway.

      • yetanotherjohn

        That makes sense because obviously I don’t deserve the award.

        Affirmative action humor awards. Giving a readers’ choice award to the caption that readers didn’t choose (presumably because they didn’t see the humor it it) is a perfect metaphor for the times.

        • westcoastwiser


  • westcoastwiser

    All are brilliant selections!

  • cathymv

    the siri one was the best.. lol…. great pick!!