Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • Rick Adams

    Beekeeping, Title IX style.

  • pork chop

    Would you pull my stinger?

  • Joe_Miller

    Jill Abramson dreams about revenge.

  • Joe_Miller

    Topping the list of failed attempts at tattoo removal.

  • Joe_Miller

    American tries to order lunch in Japanese.

  • David King

    All your bees are belong to us!

  • David F. Baskwill

    Honey, I lost the kids.

  • GarandFan

    Uh…these are AFRICAN honeybees………………..BYE!

  • jim_m

    Another victim of the bee hive in the chamber pot gag.

  • westcoastwiser

    Just a second until I fill this pot with honey!

  • westcoastwiser

    I gotta tell you it sucks to BEE me…

  • RestlessLegs

    And now, for the latest buzz…

  • If you like your honey you can keep your honey.

  • If you like your bees you can keep your bees.

  • yetanotherjohn

    How does Obama get people to keep their mouth shut about his scandals?

  • RadiCalMan

    “Will you bee my Honey?”

  • Another beelieber…. doing it quite right actually.

  • “I hate you Jonah Peretti!”

  • RadiCalMan

    Bee-ee Man, Bee-ee Man, your friendly neighborhood Bee-ee Man!

  • westcoastwiser

    Kevin sad all I have to do is wear this bee outfit and I’ll win the Caption Contest.

  • westcoastwiser

    That’ll teach you not to piss-off Mother Nature!

  • Joe_Miller

    My name Buzz Rightyeal!

  • Joe_Miller

    They’ve ALMOST run out of ideas for the Jackass movies.

  • Retired military

    #BidenSelfieFail

  • Retired military

    PETA took their “Bees are people too” campaign a bit too far.

  • Retired military

    Biden, in his bid for the presidential nomination, proves that no subgroup is
    too small. Here we see him charming the oriental women beekeeper voters.

  • Retired military

    John kerry’s latest selfie from his visit to Japan

  • Retired military

    attendant with beekeeper outfit $20 per hour
    10000 bees – $200

    Pictures of liberals trying to shit their own honey during the “bee extinction” – Priceless

  • Retired military

    Obama “See. We punished the VA administrator. What more do you want?”

  • Retired military

    Obama will do anything to hide witnesses from the Bhenghazi subcommittee.

  • Retired military

    The new survivor season is only one episode long.

  • LiberalNightmare

    He is becoming Blundrefry!

  • LiberalNightmare

    If a japanese game show hostess ever asks you, do not choose door number 3.

  • LiberalNightmare

    Darling, I don’t think that’s the correct way to fill a honey pot

  • LiberalNightmare

    In the final moments before succumbing to the swarm of killer bees, Yoshi had enough time to think to himself “AUUUAAGH! DAMMIT THIS HURTS!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!! AAAAAUUUUUGGGH!!!!”

  • LiberalNightmare

    Where will you be when your mosquito repellent fails?

  • westcoastwiser

    So, that’s what the Queen Bee looks like!

  • yetanotherjohn

    I don’t know what size suit that is, but it sure isn’t a regular.

    • westcoastwiser

      It’s a one-size fits all from Jos. A Bank…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Some guys will do anything to get chicks.

  • yetanotherjohn

    For some reason I expected a drone attack to be more high tech.

  • Melissa Fletcher

    That’s it–no more Ax body spray!

  • Melissa Fletcher

    There has got to be an easier way to meet hot bee keepers.

  • Melissa Fletcher

    Are you sure this is better than Botox?

  • Paul Hooson

    Donald Sterling only raises more controversy when he comments in Kevin’s contest: “I don’t understand all that weird Jap talk…..But, the bees make perfect sense to me…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    One flew over the cuckoo’s nest and landed in the bee hive.

  • kevwiz

    You should have read the contract before you signed it, this
    was very clearly spelled out…What’s that?
    Oh, you’re a Democrat…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Botox, honey and configurable clothing in one

  • yetanotherjohn

    I thought “Queen for a day” meant something different

  • yetanotherjohn

    Kiss my bee stung lips.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Perfect timing to bring up the divorce proceedings.