Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • Retired military

    “What is the plan today Hillary?”
    Hillary “The same as every day, to take over the world”

  • Retired military

    I am reminded of the following quote from Ghenghis Khan

  • Retired military

    I am reminded of the following:

    “I am the punishment of God…If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”
    ― Genghis Khan

    • westcoastwiser

      I didn’t realize Genghis knew her.

  • Rick Adams

    “The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.”

    • westcoastwiser

      Not an issue. She doesn’t have blood in her veins

  • Rick Adams

    “There’s a bear in the woods…”

    • westcoastwiser

      And what does the bear do in the woods?

  • Marvin_Dorphler

    You Love me! You REEEEEEEALLY LOVE ME!!!

  • Rick Adams

    “And then he made the finger sign for ‘coercion,’ like this, thinking I wouldn’t find out… I had him court-martialed, of course…

  • Retired military

    Hillary tries to get the scarecrow part in the wizard of oz by singing “If I only had a brain”… yet was chosen as the wicked witch because she didn’t even need a costume or makeup.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    You are a fluke of the universe
    You have no right to be here
    And whether you can hear it or not
    The universe is laughing behind your back – Deteriorata

  • Vagabond661

    “I’m pregnant!”

    • Paul Hooson

      With the spawn of the devil?

  • westcoastwiser

    The incredibly shrinking person/ality!

  • yetanotherjohn

    If you’re crooked and you know it clap your hands.

    • westcoastwiser

      Clapping your hands is really hard when you’re always grabbing the money.

  • westcoastwiser

    We’ve been living with this witch in public life since the Nixon era… time to show her the EXIT door…

  • westcoastwiser

    I think she has just learned the the Pope has excommunicated her for her”adoration of evil”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is that spelled with a W or a B?

  • jainphx

    Lets see my qualifications you ask? I’m old and fat and ugly and evil as sin, which makes me a step above Obama.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Schlemiel schlimazel
    This old heifer
    should be incarcerated.

  • Par4Course

    Mrs. Clinton gives a phony smile and nervously wrings her hands when she hears that Barry and Michelle routinely refer to her as “the Hildebeast.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    There are only three words that could make me want Hillary as president: President Michelle Obama

  • jester7653

    Hey America! Do you REALLY want to wake up to THIS at 3 o’clock in the morning?

  • fustian24

    Now and then Hillary sharply raps on her chest with both fists just to keep the old ticker going.

  • fustian24

    It is very surprising to hear that she has heart trouble.

    Who knew she even had one?

  • yetanotherjohn

    She’s just like ordinary people, not “rich-rich”, her butler barely has a million dollars.

  • fustian24

    That’s a smile that will warm you right down to your cankles.

  • fustian24

    Now we know why the press is so easy on her. They’re terrified a stressful question will give her a heart attack right in mid-interivew.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was massive (heart attack) success. The assignment this week was to caption the above picture:

    Here are the winning entries:

    1) (Hillary Clinton) – ““We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt. We had no money when we got there and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea’s education. You know, it was not easy.” ”

    2) (Hillary Clinton) – “I ain’t in no way tired.”

    3) (Hillary Clinton) – “I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”

    4) (Hillary Clinton) – “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle”

    5) (Hillary Clinton) – “We have a lot of kids who don’t know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.”

    6) (Hillary Clinton) – “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.”

    The Readers Choice Award goes to:

    (Hillary Clinton) – “We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

    That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

    • Horatio Lopez

      My name Horatio Lopez. I cross border illegally to enter funny caption contest. – Actually your entry is brilliant satire! Bravo!

  • kevwiz

    Oh Look! Another flag covered box! How cute!

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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