Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners for this week’s contest and last week’s contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

Virginia Betrayal: The Republicans' False Claim of Party Unity
With Thad Cochran it’s Time to Think Long Term About Destroying the GOP
  • Retired military

    Obama “FRENCH FRIES. You are going straight to hell”

  • BluesHarper

    With the tables turned, Obama wasn’t so sure he liked what he was being fed.

  • BluesHarper

    Circumventing the Constitution, sneeze guard….., whatever.

  • westcoastwiser

    Typical of Obama: when he wants something he grunts and points, just like his ancestors.

  • westcoastwiser

    “… and you’re telling me people eat this s#!t…”

  • Is that the escargot or the Kobe beef?

  • I wouldn’t feed this slop to my dog! (I prefer them corn fed.)

  • BluesHarper

    Michelle didn’t make that, did she?

  • Do “Dreamers” like that? The do? Then give me 2 scoops of that.

  • westcoastwiser

    Does this come out of his school lunch money?

  • Joe_Miller

    Some small part of him seems to recognize that he’s on the wrong side of the counter.

  • jester7653

    Presidential overreach knows no bounds!

  • jester7653

    Presidential overreach knows no boundaries!

  • jester7653

    President Obama finally discovers people outside of Congress who are willing to listen to him and let him have it his way.

    • westcoastwiser

      And just like when he’s in his office, he has no idea what he wants!

  • Retired military

    Obama “how much is the 2 burrito special?”
    Worker “$24.99”
    Obama “why so much?”
    Worker “$15 an hour min wage, and Obamacare benefits. “

  • westcoastwiser

    Would you like that finger sliced, diced, or pureed?

  • westcoastwiser

    Hey, buddy: keep that finger in here much longer and it’ll be part of tomorrow’s sausage!

  • guido81_MA

    Sorry, Mr. President, you’ll have to choose something else. SCOTUS just called and cancelled your executive order.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ever wonder why that Mexican place smelled like an armpit? It’s not the food, its the sneeze guard.

  • Paul Hooson

    I was going to post some more stupid jokes yesterday, then I noticed that the server was down. Well, that’s one way to prevent me posting them I guess….

  • Paul Hooson

    Many readers probably noticed that the Wizbang server went down for a while yesterday. No doubt, Brucehenry said, “Well, it’s about time!”.

    • The hosting company has a 5% bill rebate for every half hour of downtime. At 6 hours downtime that’s going to be a big rebate.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    I’m not going to respect this sneeze “fence” any more than I expect the “Dreamers” from Central America to respect our border fence.

  • westcoastwiser

    Hey, is Ronald McDonald or Chuck ‘e Cheese here today?

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.