Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • Retired military

    Republicans hand out American flags, democrats hand out lollipops..

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Sadly, the test results confirm these four people have more knowledge about the US than most high school graduates.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wait a minute … there aren’t 57 stars on those flags

  • Paul Hooson

    Guess who’s the CBS’ UNDERCOVER BOSS in disguise?

  • Paul Hooson

    Angry Taxi Rider Left Waiting In A Taxi: “Hey Whirling Dervish Guy! This Taxi ain’t gonna drive itself!”

  • Paul Hooson

    I hate to say it, but this new version of The Village People is much worse than the old one…

  • Paul Hooson

    Turban Guy actually moonlights with a small time rock band, Harry & The Headaches…

  • BluesHarper

    Unlike Ol’ Jug Ears, these people are Americans.

  • BluesHarper

    Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

  • BluesHarper

    Welcome Johnny number 5.

  • Porkopolis

    The new citizens were quick to exercise their freedom of speech. When asked about the flood of illegals on the southern border they commented:

    Thanks for nothing, Obama!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently citizenship classes don’t include a section on shaving.

  • yetanotherjohn

    As a sitcom, I can see the humor potential … but I’m just not sure I buy that these four would some how form a family. Especially without Alice.

  • westcoastwiser

    Hmmm… looks like a CIA recruiting event! Which one is the double agent?

  • “I cannot wait for my first hotdog”
    “I had one today, I don’t think you’ll like the part of the dog they give you.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Red, white and blue shirts with stars in their eyes

    • They’re getting citizenship legally… They’re Red, White, and Screwed.

  • Paul Hooson

    Nehru: “Hey, Paul Hooson, did you hear that a 19 year old Tennessee teenager was arrested who had a loaded gun stuffed in her vagina?”

    Paul Hooson: “That’s just wrong! Other things belong up there!”

  • jester7653

    Proud to be an American!

  • westcoastwiser

    Which one of these won’t be in Obama’s golfing foursome?

  • Scorpion

    The local Community College debating team receive their congratulations for their pummeling of the Ivy League All-Stars on the topic of the Constitution.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The thing they need to understand about this country is that it is a weekly caption contest but that the winner announcement is every other week.

  • westcoastwiser

    It’s a toss-up! did you want curry or teriyaki on the burritto?

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Addressing a group of new citizens (who spent years waiting to come to the US, and spent at least 5 years here, and studied US History and our Constitution), President Obama tries to convince them that recent illegal immigrants need amnesty.

  • George Stephanopoulos was soon to find out that partying with Secret Service agents in Brazil during the Clinton Administration had its consequenced.

  • westcoastwiser

    Following the approach set by the Obama Administration, Kevin has chosen to not permit media access to the results of this Weekend Caption Contest.

  • Joe_Miller

    Omega will sit them in a corner, but Delta House will probably let them in.

  • Paul Hooson

    Son: “Hey dad, what do you call a phone bank caller who makes a sales call to you during dinner time?”

    Dad: “An Indian terrorist!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey kids, next week’s caption contest is in 3D – So be sure to put on your glasses now to be ready!

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.