Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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Posted by on July 4, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Retired military

    Republicans hand out American flags, democrats hand out lollipops..

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Sadly, the test results confirm these four people have more knowledge about the US than most high school graduates.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wait a minute … there aren’t 57 stars on those flags

  • Paul Hooson

    Guess who’s the CBS’ UNDERCOVER BOSS in disguise?

  • Paul Hooson

    Angry Taxi Rider Left Waiting In A Taxi: “Hey Whirling Dervish Guy! This Taxi ain’t gonna drive itself!”

  • Paul Hooson

    I hate to say it, but this new version of The Village People is much worse than the old one…

  • Paul Hooson

    Turban Guy actually moonlights with a small time rock band, Harry & The Headaches…

  • BluesHarper

    Unlike Ol’ Jug Ears, these people are Americans.

  • BluesHarper

    Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs

  • BluesHarper

    Welcome Johnny number 5.

  • Porkopolis

    The new citizens were quick to exercise their freedom of speech. When asked about the flood of illegals on the southern border they commented:

    Thanks for nothing, Obama!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently citizenship classes don’t include a section on shaving.

  • yetanotherjohn

    As a sitcom, I can see the humor potential … but I’m just not sure I buy that these four would some how form a family. Especially without Alice.

  • westcoastwiser

    Hmmm… looks like a CIA recruiting event! Which one is the double agent?

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    “I cannot wait for my first hotdog”
    “I had one today, I don’t think you’ll like the part of the dog they give you.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Red, white and blue shirts with stars in their eyes

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      They’re getting citizenship legally… They’re Red, White, and Screwed.

  • Paul Hooson

    Nehru: “Hey, Paul Hooson, did you hear that a 19 year old Tennessee teenager was arrested who had a loaded gun stuffed in her vagina?”

    Paul Hooson: “That’s just wrong! Other things belong up there!”

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      Holster? I don’t even know her.

  • jester7653

    Proud to be an American!

  • westcoastwiser

    Which one of these won’t be in Obama’s golfing foursome?

  • Scorpion

    The local Community College debating team receive their congratulations for their pummeling of the Ivy League All-Stars on the topic of the Constitution.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The thing they need to understand about this country is that it is a weekly caption contest but that the winner announcement is every other week.

  • westcoastwiser

    It’s a toss-up! did you want curry or teriyaki on the burritto?

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Addressing a group of new citizens (who spent years waiting to come to the US, and spent at least 5 years here, and studied US History and our Constitution), President Obama tries to convince them that recent illegal immigrants need amnesty.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    George Stephanopoulos was soon to find out that partying with Secret Service agents in Brazil during the Clinton Administration had its consequenced.

  • westcoastwiser

    Following the approach set by the Obama Administration, Kevin has chosen to not permit media access to the results of this Weekend Caption Contest.

  • Joe_Miller

    Omega will sit them in a corner, but Delta House will probably let them in.

  • Paul Hooson

    Son: “Hey dad, what do you call a phone bank caller who makes a sales call to you during dinner time?”

    Dad: “An Indian terrorist!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey kids, next week’s caption contest is in 3D – So be sure to put on your glasses now to be ready!

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.