Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners for last week’s contest and this week’s will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    “No Mr. President, it involves racking the balls, not whacking the balls.”

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    “I like to hit white balls… hee hee”

  • David F. Baskwill

    “Chicago Fats” has hit on hard times.

  • David F. Baskwill

    Talk meekly and carry a little stick.

  • David F. Baskwill

    Whistlers a Mother.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Remember when Bush stopped playing golf while the troops were fighting? Good time, good times.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Its not like there is any better use of his time.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I know Paul Newman. Paul Newman was a friend of mine….Sir, you’re no Paul Newman…”

  • Paul Hooson

    …..Even worse!…..”I know Jackie Gleason. Jackie Gleason was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Jackie Gleason…”

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      Seinfeld in the background saying: “Newman!”

  • Paul Hooson

    …I never seen anything like it, in any pool hall. That, inept president, sure plays a mean cue ball….

  • Retired military

    Hickenlooper “That is the 6th shot in a row you missed”
    Obama “It is all Bush’s fault”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Must be nice to have a job where you are so good at your job everything is running smoothly so you can spend time relaxing over a game of pool. You would have to be racist to think anything is the slightest bit less than perfect.

  • MacArthur

    If it’s got pockets, you’ll be sure Obama will have his hand in it!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    I’ve hustled America for six years, Hickenlooper. You’re next.

  • Paul Hooson

    …..rrrrrrrriiiiiiiippppp…..”Oh, no! I just bought those pants!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Nasty Republicans keeping him from doing his job … of playing pool

  • Guest

    The only thing Obama is a better shot at:

  • Guest

    The only thing Obama is a better shot at………….

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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