Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – Obama: “Well I just found out about the border situation when I read about it in the paper this morning. I want you to know that I am mad as hell about this mess caused by Bush and global warming. Every one of these immigrants should get umm could you move to the left a bit, you are standing in front of the teleprompter, umm now where was I . Oh yeah. Should get free birth control. The do nothing House needs to stop obstructing things and pass a tax increase to help build bridges and roads which will help solve this humanitarian crisis. And I am going to work tirelessly to find out who else is responsible for this mess and hold them accountable. Just as soon as we finish this game. Your shot.

2) (cathymv) – “Is it Special Olympics time already?

3) (Bird666) – “Having to avoid the black ball until the end is racist. I’m putting it in now.

4) (fustian24) – “Pool is easy. Watch me sink this white ball again.

5) (FormerlyAnonymous) – “Hickenlooper does a double-take as he hears Obama whisper ‘Constitution in the side pocket.’

6) (sarahconnor2) – “Pool cues are the new fiddles.

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(Rodney Dill) – “The Hustler

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Posted by on July 14, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Thanks All

  • cathymv

    Number 2… yeah!!!! my week: MADE :) Rodney, thought yours was the best!!! It cracked me up!

  • Retired military

    Thanks all.

  • Bird666

    Gracias!

  • Bill_M

    I think sarahconner2′s comment is the best of them all.

    • cathymv

      Yeah, that was a good one too!! its in that sad but true category

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Muchas Gracias (…just practicing)

  • http://thevailspot.blogspot.com/ Rich Vail

    This is NOT a photo op…