Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Winners will be announced Monday morning – I promise…

Update: Winners announced, just a little early. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • jester7653

    I’m just this far away from completely destroying the country.

  • GarandFan

    Let me make this perfectly clear……I am not incompetent! Now who are you going to believe? ME or your lying RACIST! eyes!

  • westcoastwiser

    And that’s how much truth there is in those IRS stories, not a smidgeon

  • How badly do I suck? Here! Let me demonstrate!

  • For the last time, I was not “Bud” on the Cosby Show!

  • If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. The gang members I am allowing across the border can send him to you in pieces!

    • “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”

      …the rest of you turn your heads and cough.

      • And us with a Vaseline shortage!

  • Joe_Miller


  • Joe_Miller

    “Barack Obama changed his profile picture.”

  • Vladimir Putin will soon fear the combined might and power of the US military…

    He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?

  • sarahconnor2

    “And as my favorite philosopher, Spock, said, ‘The needs of me outweigh the needs of the many.’Thank you.”

  • “But enough about the border… the economy… Benghazi… my poll numbers…. Didya see I missed that 30′ putt by only this much?”

  • “It’s only this big… and yes that makes Michelle’s butt look huge.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama takes action against Putin by making scary sounds to scare Putin into behaving.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What Obama administration scandal did Obama discover by reading the papers this time?

  • yetanotherjohn

    So when Michelle bent over I snuck up behind her and …

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama telling ghost stories about the evil GOP to a gullible press.

  • fustian24

    His mouth is moving, which means he’s lying.

  • fustian24

    Give me your Guatemalans, your Columbians, your Mexican children,
    You illegal immigrants yearning to work for below minimum wage,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
    As long as you all promise to vote democrat once I let you all though the golden door!

  • fustian24

    So that’s what a failed President looks like.

  • fustian24

    Here comes another straw man.

  • fustian24

    My peace plan for the Middle East? It’s called the Final Solution.

    Why do you ask?

  • fustian24

    I want our southern border to be as well defended as our embassies!

  • “…and then this one time at Bland Camp.”

  • westcoastwiser

    Change, I said Change, dammit, Change!

  • westcoastwiser

    So, sue me, I dare you to sue me!

  • EricSteel

    The Farce is strong in this one!

  • westcoastwiser

    I am ordering the 250 Secret Service agents that protect the White House grounds to the border!

  • yetanotherjohn

    When he talks into the left microphone he is for continuing to subsidise the import-export bank. When he talks into the right microphone he is against continued subsidization of the import-export bank. How convenient.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama describes his prostrate examination.

  • yetanotherjohn

    While talking to an IRS employee award ceremony, Obama diverted from his prepared remark to say “Release the Kraken”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You’ve heard of see nothing, hear nothing and say nothing, now meet do nothing.

  • westcoastwiser

    I’m issuing another executive order! I instruct Kevin to announce this week’s Weekend Caption Contest winners on Monday, August 4, 2014.

  • 914

    Dooshbag from day 1

  • “That sucking sound you hear is jobs leaving this country!”

  • Bill_M

    Joe’s skinny dipping with a weanie only this big?

  • Ken in Camarillo

    You. can. see. the. in. ten. si. ty. on. his. face… He definitely came to demagogue. (spoken in the tempo of Howard Cosell).

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, no one works 24 hours a day…..What do you think I am, Mexican?”

  • tru16200

    “Now…uhhh…..let me….ummmm….errrr….be clear……that a…….ummmm…..uhhhhh…..that I…..uhhhh….uhhhh”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.