Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Now having the best drive he’s had all day.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Uh… yours is 40 yards back, Sir.

  • Rick Adams

    FOREward!

  • Paul Hooson

    Angry Voter: “Hey, these problems ain’t gonna solve themself!”

  • Paul Hooson

    What? Gov. Christie tying up traffic again?

  • Rick Adams

    “So how WOULD I go about slowing the ocean’s rise, exactly?”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey Mr. President did you know that 15 minutes could save you money on cart insurance?”

    Mr. President:”Did you know that Paul Hooson is a dork!”

  • Paul Hooson

    I hate to say it, but Chryslers just aren’t the same since FIAT came in….

  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    Remember, this is the POTUS who refused to go to the U.S.-Mexican border because he didn’t want to give his critics a photo-op.

  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    Obama operates a golf cart the way that he governs:
    Steering to the left and going into the rough.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He will not rest until he brings the James Folley killers to justice … or he shoots a hole in one.

  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    Nero fiddled. Obama …well, see for yourself.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s 106 miles to D.C., we got a full battery, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s light… and we’re wearing sunglasses.

  • Par4Course

    Obama looks for James Foley’s killer in the same way OJ looked for Nicole Brown Simpson’s “real killers.”

    • Bird666

      Sorry, I didn’t run through the comments before making my similar one. Didn’t purposely hijack.

      • Retired military

        This happens all the time. The captions write themselves most of the time.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mr. President, you didn’t shoot that 72. The grounds keeper, the guy who made your clubs, etc shot that 72.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Golf cart liberal

  • yetanotherjohn

    7 minutes after vowing to bring the terrorist to justice, Obama is on the hunt.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s all Bush’s fault for giving up golf during the Iraq war and making Obama look bad now.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ever get the impression Obama would rather be Tiger Woods than president?

    • fustian24

      Except for the womanizing part.

      He drives more from the ladies tee.

  • Par4Course

    Covering Syria isn’t the only way for a photojournalist to put his life in danger.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Priorities. To bad Obama can’t run again, because it would make a perfect campaign slogan.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former president, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Do you know what I just saw? A terrorist. Do you know what terrorist can do to a golf course?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Golf is a game you play against yourself … and when you are the most awesome person in the world who else is good enough to play against but you.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Imagine the press if he was a republican … but don’t imagine there could possibly be any bias in the press.

  • yetanotherjohn

    If he doesn’t give amnesty to the illegal aliens, who will tend the greens for him.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is par for the course.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Remember when the American Eagle wasn’t a hole in one on a par 3?

  • yetanotherjohn

    To criticize this president has to be racist.

  • yetanotherjohn

    ISIS must be quaking in their boots

  • yetanotherjohn

    Know why Obama rides alone in the golf cart? So there’s room for his ego.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Presidential 3000 golf cart, now with built in teleprompter.

  • Paul Hooson

    A moment later the president steps out of the golf cart to pose for reporters….

  • yetanotherjohn

    As you can see by the photo being taken through the leaves, the president doesn’t do photo ops.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This country doesn’t deserve this president.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Our tax dollars at play.

  • Paul Hooson

    When a president can’t play golf, you’ll know that the terrorists have won….

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama walks off the 18th green, hands his putter to his caddie and says, “Kid, you’ve got to be the worst caddie in the world.”

    The caddie replies, “Sir, that would be too much of a coincidence.”

  • Retired military

    Somebody call OJ. I think I found Nicole’s killer.

  • Retired military

    On speakerphone.
    “Yes Mr President. What crisis can I help you with? The middle east,, Ferguson, the IRS, Fast and Furious, the Mexican border. or the Obamacare rollout?
    Obama ” The traffic jam on the 5th tee”

  • Retired military

    As usual Obama leans way left.

  • Paul Hooson

    …Then suddenly someone realized that the slogan, “A Hole In One” wasn’t so good for the James Brady Memorial Golf Charity event….

  • Retired military

    Golfers in last cart
    Golfer 1 “He has to be the worst driver I have ever seen”
    Golfer 2 “Or you talking about the golf cart, playing golf, or leading the country?”
    Golfer 1 ” All three”

  • Retired military

    Obama focuses like a laser on jobs, like who is going to rake the pit after he gets through.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Great news, Obama scored a 61. Bad news is he was bowling.

    • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

      …bad news…. he only played 9 holes.

  • Retired military

    Golfer to Obama
    “Sir you did put that ball into the sandtrap, someone else did that”

  • Paul Hooson

    CNN reports a new twist in the Michael Brown death inquiry…..It appears he actually died from a really bad golf ball shot gone awry….

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama, Holder, Clinton and Biden go golfing.

    While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place: Holder: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

    Clinton: “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife I will build a new deck for the pool.”
    Biden: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will remodel the kitchen for her.

    They continued to play the hole when they realized that Obama hadn’t said anything. So they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
    What’s the deal?”

    Obama: “I just had to make a 5 minute speech promising to bring the James Foley killers to justice”.

  • Retired military

    NY TIMES headline (edited)

    President Obama calls for peace and quiet

    NY TIMES headline (unedited)

    President Obama calls for peace and quiet while he contemplates this next drive.

  • Retired military

    Obama “General, it will be a long push down the middle and we have to break hard right at the end”
    General “Brilliant strategy sir. We will have ISIS on the run”
    Obama “Isis?? I was talking about the 5th hole at Oakwood”

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