Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • http://www.wizbangblog.com David Robertson

    Obama goes to get his Panama hat before hitting the links again.

  • Par4Course

    And to think these guys used to love me. Oh well, got to make my tee time.

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “….Further, the actions of the Russians are not an invasion, but an “incursion”.

    Reporter: “Incursion?”

    Horndog guy: “So, if I have a girlfriend over and we do everything, everywhere, that’s officially an “incursion”?”

    Obama: “No, that’s an invasion…”

    Reporter Two: “….No, that’s an “incursion”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Did you know that Pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker?”

    Obama: “Don’t worry it’s not a Russian invasion….It’s just an incursion”.

    • Jwb10001

      You’re not an invaded country, and you’re not an invaded, oh boy….

  • guido81_MA

    Hey, I don’t even have a strategy to fight ISIS yet, so why are you people keeping from my tee time? C’ya!!

  • guido81_MA

    Obama attempts to wear something more faded than his credibility. And he fails.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’ll make this short and sweet….I don’t have a strategy….Goodbye, have a great Labor Day everyone!”

  • guido81_MA

    The Republicans made me wear this suit!

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’ll make this short…..ISIS is on the move, the Russians have invaded Ukraine, the Mideast is uneasy…….Mommy! Mommy!Mommy! I don’t wanna be president, Mommy!”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Did you know that Pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker?”

  • Retired military

    When do you know if democrats consider something a crisis?
    It makes Obama late for his tee time.

  • Retired military

    The new comedy show of the fall line up.
    Steve Erkel, President.

  • Retired military

    Obama “Ebola has caused 20000 American deaths. Now if you will excuse me I have to get in a round of golf at Andrews, which I have ordered quarantined to keep it safe from the pandemic.”

  • Retired military

    Obama “Okay guys stop playing games. Move away from the teleprompter”

  • Retired military

    Obama leads the country in prayer

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of debt, I fear no bankruptcy, for Obama is my shepherd. He prepareth a table of food stamps before me, and maketh me lie down beside waters He hath cleansed and seas He hath made recede, even though the bad Republicans wisheth the earth to be burnt unto a cinder, and will not buy the electric car that is good, for it hath zero emissions, and receiveth its power from a power plant, which hath not zero emissions, but the ways of the President are mysterious.

    He hath told the stubborn Israelites, evil builders of apartments, that they know not their own interests and He does, and know not what they do, when they fear the nuclear weapon of the Persians. The ways of the President are mysterious. He alloweth the Persians to get the nuclear weapon (unless He hath something up His sleeve), for He knoweth that when they behold Him they will stay their hand, and not burn the Israelites unto a cinder, as they pronounce.

    Yea, though Bernanke maketh funny money that will not compute, Obama prepareth a statistical table in front of the bad Republicans that showeth it will, if only they have faith. Fear not the Hellenes and the path they have trod. Though for sure we shall follow them, the President will be our sword, and our shield. His Hillary Rodham and his staff, they comfort us.

    Fear not the Chinois, whose power waxes as ours wanes, for someday thy children’s children shall journey over the sea that Obama hath made recede

    west of the land of Geffen and Famous Amos, to build railroads for Beijing. Then the Third World will have inherited the earth, and the strong will have been laid low, which is good, and which is also the Democratic platform.

    Verily, we should be like the meek of the earth, and follow the commands of the President, the Amalekites, the EPA, and the IRS, which taketh our money, which is good, for we know not what to do with it. And Obama does, for you did not buildeth that. Once, we were slaves in the land of Reagan (and if you attributeth the “Reagan” deficits to increased military spending and lowered tax rates, tryeth accounting for the changes in military expenditure and tax revenues in the Reagan years, for, lo, when combined they yieldeth a surplus). Then, we were sinners, in spending our own money for what we thought was our own good. But now we are free, for the President spendeth it for us, and He maketh miracles, for, lo, He roasteth invisible chickens, and, lo, He spendeth money that existeth not, that Bernanke printeth. And, lo, it buys us stuff, for now.

    Yea, though I accumulate debt higher than the mountains of Gilboa, and the deadbeats skip like rams, I shall not want, for Bernanke maketh funny money, and the President smiles upon the land, but not upon the bad Republicans. For they wisheth to live within their means, which surely must be evil. And what would you expect from people who are suspicious of Social Security? And wisheth to burn the earth unto a cinder.

    But arithmetic notwithstanding, I will dwell in the house of Obama all the days of my life. (Why not four terms, and what about Michelle? For the Constitution liveth.) And, the earth having been purified, surely it will be good when—and where do I apply for—government assistance will be the only thing left.

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    Author unknown – I don’t know where I copied this from.

  • Retired military

    All he needs is the a hat and he could be the black Charlie Chan.

  • Retired military

    Remember Obama doesn’t do photo ops.

  • Retired military

    And here we have President Obama showing off the latest in dictator fashion.

  • Retired military

    Obama “and I welcome the 12 million new democratic voters.. err new US citizens from who have made the perilous trek to their new country”

  • Retired military

    Is it me or does he look more and more like Al Sharpton every day.

  • Retired military

    Obama “Like many Americans I first heard about the Russian invasion of Ukraine by watching it on CNN”

  • Jwb10001

    Right after my round of golf I’ll be driving the ice cream truck around Martha’s vineyard, sometime after that I’ll get on that ISIS/Russia blah blah global conflict whatchamacallit.

  • Bird666

    Voice offscreen: “I have to say goodbye now, Clarice. I’m having an old friend for dinner.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Some say that I should be more concerned about ISIS, but I say, hey, what’s the worst that can happen?”

  • Bird666

    In honor of all the fighting, I wore my khakis.

  • Retired military

    Obama “Isis has massacred 2000 people in the desert, Russia has invaded Ukraine, GDP growth is an unepected – .25%, and San Francisco was just nuked by terrorists. Now if you will excuse me I have a 11 am Tee time”

  • Bird666

    “Strategy ? I don’t need no steenkin ‘ strategy!”

  • Retired military

    Obama “yes the world is going to hell in a hand basket but don’t you think I look good in this suit”

  • Bird666

    He has no strategy because TOTUS was still out on the back nine.

  • Retired military

    Obama “now if you will excuse me I still have to look for that reporter’s killer on the back 9″

  • Bird666

    That’s not a seersucker, that’s a cocksucker!

  • Retired military

    Obama “and if Congress refuses to act on funding this absolutely essential budgetary Item I will go it alone. I will use my pen and my phone to declare Andrews golf course a national monument and issue an executive order that only Presidents and former presidents who are black can play there.”

  • Retired military

    Obama ” I felt that I had to address the viscous rumor that my presidential library would be shaped like the 3rd hole at Augusta. It is going to be shaped like the 5th hole at Oakwood.”

  • Rick Adams

    “Okay, I brought the styrofoam Greek columns back. Happy now?”

  • Retired military

    Suit -$2000
    Podium with presidential seal and WH backdrop – $12000
    A President who doesn’t do photo ops doing a photo op – $0
    Come on, nothing about Obama is priceless.

  • Rick Adams

    I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in this photo, but I’m pretty sure it was followed by a round of golf. <– all purpose photo caption.

  • Rick Adams

    He wasn’t ready for the 3 PM phone call, let alone 3 AM.

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Some say that I should be more concerned about the militarism of Vladimir Putin…But, I say hey, what’s the worst that could happen?”

  • Bird666

    Panama Jack-off

  • yetanotherjohn

    Exit stage left

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pundit #1:” I think we will need to elect a woman president in 2016. The White House will need top to bottom redecorating, especially the presidential press briefing room”
    Pundit #2 “Are you kidding? Obama hardly ever even uses the place.”
    Pundit #1 “Yeah, but the golf cleats are tearing up the carpet.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    It must be raining, Obama isn’t at the golf course.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Laugh it up short time junior senator from Illinois. It’s all fun and games on the campaign trail and as long as you can blame Bush, but its not so much fun when you have to actually govern.

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Ok, Mr. Putin, I dare you to cross this line. Ok, I dare you to cross this line then. Ok, well, how about this line. Ok…..”

  • Rick Adams

    “But the nice man who sold me this suit told me I’d like the way I looked, then he GUARANTEED it.”

  • Rick Adams

    Wait till he finds out we switched out the Presidential seal for one that reads “Office of the President Eject.”

  • Joe_Miller

    The Moon Landing wasn’t faked, but this Presidency is.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I blame Obama

  • Joe_Miller

    When I took that oath to protect the country from enemies, foreign and domestic, they didn’t realize that I was one.

  • Rick Adams

    #tanghazi

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