Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another massive success. There were so many good entries it’s probably best that you go read them all… Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Inaction figure

2) (sarahconnor2) – “Forget ISIS. Hillary is going to be pissed when she finds out he took her favorite pantsuit.

3) (Bird666) – “Panama Jack-off

4) (Retired military) – “Yes we tan

5) (Joe_Miller) – “Asked to describe his administration in one word, the President responded, ‘smartical.’

6) (jester765) – “Not suited to be President.

The Readers Choice Award went to yetanotherjohn’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent entry:

(Rick Adams) – “I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in this photo, but I’m pretty sure it was followed by a round of golf. < -- all purpose photo caption

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Thanks for the #1 and thanks for the pressure. Last week was like the Kentucky Derby. This week like the Preakness stakes. Now the pressure is on to pull three #1 in a row at the Belmont stakes.

    • jim_m

      So you’re just horsing around…

      • yetanotherjohn

        Neigh, not me.

        • jim_m


    • Not sure if it’s ever been done. Unfortunately you probably won’t have the other strong contenders dropping out of the field…

      • yetanotherjohn

        I think short of everyone else deciding to not participate there is no realistic chance of my pulling off the triple crown. What’s funny about it that the last two winning entries weren’t the ones I thought were best from what I did. And you could have put any of the competition in the top slot just as easily. That makes it all a bit of luck in a way.

        • sarahconnor2

          So, if a bunch of guys in dark suits and sunglasses break all the rest of the contenders’ legs before next week, we’ll know who hired them.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Unfortunately, I am not well connected enough to make them an offer they can’t refuse. Besides, I don’t think even Hoosan uses his legs to type with.

  • sarahconnor2

    Thanks, Kevin!