Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners for last week’s contest and this week’s contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Real translation of the sign in front of Kerry: “We helped get a Muslim elected president of the US and this consolation prize.”

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    But he speaks French!

  • yetanotherjohn

    A mind is a terrible thing to waste

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Say what you will, but at least Kerry has the good sense not to chew his gum during a meeting.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Heard from the group leaving: “I watched that Frankenstein moving three times before this meeting, and I still can’t tell if it’s alive.”

  • westcoastwiser

    In the Arabic world, there is no bigger insult than to turn your back on someone.

  • stan25

    Hey Lurch, that is supposed to be between the cheek and gum.

  • westcoastwiser

    That sign in front of this guy says “dope”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Kerry wonders why ISIS and Israelis can’t get along in a Christian manner

  • stan25

    Where is the sperm suit?

  • westcoastwiser

    Damn, I left my spitoon on my custom aircraft.

  • westcoastwiser

    We will fight this enemy with the same intensity I used when I served in Viet Nam!

  • westcoastwiser

    After this, I’m going to nominate myself for another Purple Heart.

  • westcoastwiser

    The supporting cast of “The Adams Family” is leaving the set.

  • westcoastwiser

    Where’s everyone going? Are they serving booze in the other room?

  • westcoastwiser

    What? I was just starting to tell the joke about 3 guys walking into a bar; a Jew, an Arab, and Obama…

  • jester7653

    Our “Lurching” foreign policy sends America’s allies out the back door.

  • David F. Baskwill

    “…. in fashion reminiscent of Ted Cassidy.”

  • David F. Baskwill

    “Ketchup! KETCHUP! We haven’t even started!”

  • David F. Baskwill

    John Kerry, always one kinetic action away from failure.

  • “Lie to the left, snub to the right”

  • westcoastwiser

    Well, look who’s sitting at the table reserved for morons.

  • westcoastwiser

    What? I was just about to tell you about my plan for peace!

  • westcoastwiser

    The Secret Service agent has just told him they’ll return if he replaces the US flag with a white one.

  • westcoastwiser

    I guess they didn’t like my offer to return all of the prisoners in Gitmo if they’d join the coalition of one.

  • Retired military

    John Kerry solicits dog tag donations in case the current counterterrorist operation turns into a war.

  • Cash and Kerry

  • guido81_MA

    Get your checkbook out, Lovey. The bed sheets and table cloths these traders are exhibiting here are just simply top nawwwtch.

  • sarahconnor2

    “All right. Which one of you jokers put the Super Glue in Horseface’s toothpaste?”

  • sarahconnor2

    Why does this picture make me suspect he has his fuzzy ducky slippers on under the desk?

  • Riff Raff from the Baracky Horror Picture Show.

  • Joe_Miller

    John thinks back to Prep School when no one would sit with him at lunch.

  • Retired military

    Kerry looks for the hammer so that he can start playing his candy crush game.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He’s not sitting, he’s standing with bent knees

  • yetanotherjohn

    Please join our coalition. Obama and I were wrong about the surge in ’07, wrong about the Iraqi troop withdrawals in ’11, wrong to walk away from post-Qadaffi Libya in ’11, wrong not to arm the moderate Syrian rebels in ’11, wrong to draw a faux red line in 2013. What are the odds we could be wrong a sixth time?

  • stan25

    Where can I get me a huntin license?

  • yetanotherjohn

    By the way, I am only four heartbeats away from being president.

  • Jwb10001

    Is this where I can get me some Skol and a huntin’ license?

  • westcoastwiser

    He offered to put bacon on those cheeseburgers and everyone left.

    • Paul Hooson

      Hey, that’s not kosher…

  • Bill_M

    “Quickly Abdul, get a photo of that. If you don’t, no one will believe that much stupidity could be bound up in one idiot.”

  • westcoastwiser

    It’s easy to tell that this is Kerry’s first try at chairing the International Goat-herders Conference.

  • Scorpion

    That’s funny. All I asked for was someone to get me a lousy BLT.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mr. Kerry waits patiently for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest winners to be announced

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.