Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Thirteen Years Ago
  • Paul Hooson

    John Kerry thinks to himself. “This coalition ought to hold up as long as some yahoo doesn’t show up…Netanyahu”.

  • RestlessLegs

    Translation of the sign: “Captain: JV Team.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know, if I had been elected president we wouldn’t be in this mess. I would have pulled out of Iraq in 2005, ISIS would have started beheading Americans by 2009 and by 2014 we would have been contemplating air strikes to “contain and degrade” ISIS in Paris and London.

  • RestlessLegs

    Kerry helps process unaccompanied minors near the Mexican border.

    • Paul Hooson

      Even worse, Kerry couldn’t get Major Matt Mason to help him, so Matt’s more obscure friend showed up instead…

      • RestlessLegs

        I nominate Sgt. Storm for secretary of state.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Recruiting for the coalition of the gullible

  • Paul Hooson

    “I wonder if there’s a way to hoodwink Putin into invading and fighting ISIS?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I would rather be wind surfing

  • Paul Hooson

    Just when the event was going fine, Paul Hooson told some of his stupid Jew humor and everybody but Kerry left…..

  • yetanotherjohn

    The memory is seared into my mind in 2004 that if we screw up in Iraq another American president will have to go to war there.

  • yetanotherjohn

    That’s one way to clear a room, tell them Kerry is going to speak next

  • Paul Hooson

    The Harem Shuffle?

  • yetanotherjohn

    MSNBC: Kerry has the Arabs behind him in coalition against ISIS

  • yetanotherjohn

    First secret service agent to second one “You know if we go ahead and let them shoot him, we could knock off early and get a beer at the brothel”

  • yetanotherjohn

    If only he had worn the hat

  • How is John Kerry different from a wookie?
    Wookie’s disarm their opponents.

    • yetanotherjohn

      You wouldn’t want to beat a wookie

  • Paul Hooson

    “ISIS setting town on fire bad….fire bad!”

    • “Poor arabs… they had a house fire and all they could save was their tableclothes.”

  • Still pushing the Ted Kennedy legacy… much as Sisyphus still pushes his boulder.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Arabs are “leading from behind”, Kerry is a leading behind

  • Paul Hooson

    John Kerry: “I’m feeling kind of run down…. get a car battery and jumper cables to recharge my neck electrodes please…”

  • Rick Adams

    Coalition of the Swilling.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’ve seen that same look of confusion on my dog

  • Paul Hooson

    Do The Lurch……http://youtu.be/SmM7N2RMryM

  • yetanotherjohn

    The hunt for the James Foley killers continue … and at least they are getting warmer

  • Rick Adams

    Mr. Kerry looks annoyed after his hosts beg him to stop humming “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t even know Kerry had a book he was selling

  • Rick Adams

    Oh, is THAT why everyone’s greeting me with a basso profundo “You rang?” and then collapsing in laughter…

  • yetanotherjohn

    There but for the grace of God goes our former President

  • Paul Hooson

    Kerry apologizes for getting the name of Sheik Mohammad Mohammad ali, then another ali, then two Mohammads, then one ali, then a Baba, then another Mohammad wrong…

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m trying to think and nothings happening

  • yetanotherjohn

    In his mind, he is Lawrence of Arbia

  • Paul Hooson

    Just when the coalition was starting to work out, somebody screwed up and put pork on the luncheon menu, then it all fell apart…..

    • westcoastwiser

      Mary had a little lamb… and they had it for dinner!

  • 914

    Oildigger!

  • fustian24

    Kerry suddenly realizes that he’s missed his chance to pre-order an iPhone 6 and now it’ll be MONTHS.

  • Paul Hooson

    The religion of peace….and quiet when it comes to volunteering troops for combat duty…

  • Paul Hooson

    “If this gig doesn’t work out, then it’s back to the ketchup factory stuffing all those tomatoes into those little bottles using a wooden mallet…”

  • fustian24

    Our border security is such a joke that Kerry thought he’d be safer here on 9/11 than back in Washington.

  • Paul Hooson

    “My Karma ran over my Dogma…..Oh shit, I tell that joke in India…”

  • Paul Hooson

    “There’s oil in there thar hills..oil I say, oil!”

  • Paul Hooson

    I don’t think that Obama is still taking ISIS that seriously….So far he only called up 100 school hall monitors to active duty…

  • Paul Hooson

    Did you know that Pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker

    “And this Anti-ISIS coalition isn’t just all the United States, you’re a member, and you’re a member….Oh boy!”

  • fustian24

    Come and listen to a story about a man named John
    A poor Yalie grad, barely kept his family fed,
    Then one day he was schmoozing at Earth Day,
    And up through the crowd came a meal ticket named Heinz.

    Catsup that is, red gold, Heinz Ketchup.

    Well the first thing you know ol John’s a millionaire,
    Kinfolk said “John move away from there”
    Said “Washington is the place you ought to be”
    So they loaded up the yacht and sailed it to DC.

    • Paul Hooson

      Superb!

  • Retired military

    Kerry wonders what is here doing here.

  • GarandFan

    Why is everyone leaving? President Obama assures you that he will not abandon the coalition! His word is his bond! Just ask the Poles. Or the Czechs. Or the Libyans.

  • cathymv

    And the cheezy one sits alone, the cheezy one sits alone, hi ho the scary’o, the cheezy one sits alone…..

  • Rosh Katan

    • Paul Hooson

      Yiddy-oddish….

  • Bird666

    Milksheik

  • Yalla, yalla, yalla

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Disney is doing amazing things with animatronics these day.

    • This one apparently has a fried motherboard.

  • If I call it a “war”, they’re going to chop my head off. So ” kinetic action” it is!