Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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  • FormerlyAnonymous

    A picture from the future. Don’t the fires of hell give an interesting glow?

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Let’s see… one has his arms crossed defensively and the other has his hand out. Doesn’t take a body language expert to spot the Democrats.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Isn’t it nice that Clinton and Obama arranged a play date for their Secret Service details at the local strip club?

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Obama gets defensive when Clinton says “you know, I’ve always enjoyed big chicks, but Michelle scares me.”

  • westcoastwiser

    Like the new lighting effect? With my new energy policy, this as bright as they’ll be while I’m in office!

  • westcoastwiser

    Bill, I know you’re not going to believe this, but whenever I fold my arms like this and squeeze, I fart and the lights come on.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Well, he is the lightbringer.

  • westcoastwiser

    Hey Bark, want to hear my latest Paul Hooson joke? …Three nuns walk into my strip club’…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Dark souls

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.