Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&trade

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama meets with members of his national security team and senior staff to receive an update on the Ebola outbreak in West Africa and the Administration’s response efforts, in the Roosevelt Room of the White House, Oct. 6, 2014. Vice President Joe Biden participates via secure video conference. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners for last week’s contest and this week’s will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Joe_Miller

    “We can’t ban flights because then the people from those countries will just walk over.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Fortunately, Bill Clinton volunteered to show that Ebola couldn’t be passed when you were asymptomatic, even with intimate contact.

  • yetanotherjohn

    With all the papers on the table, surely someone remembered to bring a clue. Doesn’t anyone have a clue?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama canceled a fundraiser to work on a problem, now I’m starting to worry.

    • Retired military

      If he cancels a golf date than it is time head into the fallout shelter.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What racist is in charge here picking out an almost all white team to deal with this crisis?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Twelve out of twelve bureaucrats agree “Blame Bush”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We are going to fight this ebola, we aren’t going to give up and we are going to win. I mean, did America give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

  • RestlessLegs

    Whoever has the remote, please change it back to the Golf Channel.

  • yetanotherjohn

    While Ebola can’t be transferred by air, apparently Obama’s farts can.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t get a harrumph from that guy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn’t that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

    Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious… service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

    I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

    Thank you, sir.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Politically correct meet reality

  • Wild_Willie

    “Anyone else have Joe Biden jokes before I ask him to take off the headphones?” www

  • Scorpion

    Uh, Mr. President? Can you turn the thermostat down? It feels like it’s a 103° in here.

  • Retired military

    Obama “So noone knows how won last week’s Wizbang caption contest? Noone??”

  • Retired military

    Obama ” For heaven’s sake move your chair. You are blocking the teleprompter”

  • Retired military

    Obama “Okay it’s settled for a show of confidence we are going to send Joe Biden and Michelle to Liberia”

  • Joe_Miller

    “We’re gonna need a bigger czar!”

  • RestlessLegs

    I said “Golf Channel,” not “Gaffe Channel.”

  • Retired military

    Obama “Just remember to use the word unexpectedly. Say it after me. “Another patient was unexpectedly diagnosed with Ebola today”. “

  • Joe_Miller

    “Did the guy on the screen just say he wanted $1 million not to destroy the world? Release the porpoises with the frickin’ lasers!”

  • westcoastwiser

    A meeting of a few of the most clueless on the planet.

  • westcoastwiser

    Does anyone know why we’re here, asks the guy in the middle. I do, I do, says the guy with stripes on his sleeves. We’re here to select this week’s Caption Contest winners!

  • fustian24

    I’m an Ebola Czar and a couple of crashed hard drives away from being completely immune to this issue.

  • Porkopolis

    Obama:

    Before we begin, I want to thank whoever came up with operation ‘Ebola D-vergence’ to ‘Divert’ the public’s attention away from the D-68 virus.

  • BluesHarper

    Restricting flights?!? Naw… It’s not Israel.

  • Joe_Miller

    “I need a list of volunteers to go under the bus next week. We’ve got a lot of things going wrong and it’s going to be a rough week. There’s a whole lot of blame we’re going to have to spread around. Okay, who wants to start?”

  • westcoastwiser

    A regular meeting of Politicians Anonymous; an organization that tries to cure those who are drunk with power.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    What’s this Ebola thing I keep hearing about in the news?

  • Neo

    “Obama: Has anybody heard of this .. ‘Jack Bauer’ guy ?
    Man on screen: Why .. yes Sir. He called me this morning to say he was having a ‘bad day'”

  • Par4Course

    How do we start appearing competent? Damn it, Mr. President! I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker.

  • yetanotherjohn

    As the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest judges ponder entries, Barry starts to notice that maybe some of the entries are less than adulutory.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We are going to keep the TV on the Biden channel until we figure this out people.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The meeting must be about ISIS, they invited someone in a uniform.

  • DanMelson

    Quarantining Joe Biden despite the fact that everyone in the room is already suffering multiple symptoms of the same disease

  • Retired military

    Obama “okay we want to make sure everyone has the talking points. Ny times – Check , ABC Check, NBC,, Check, CBS Check, MSNBC check, ….”

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “There’s a terrible crisis among Jewish comics. Joan Rivers is dead. And, I thought that Dustin Diamond was a real step down from even Gilbert Gottfried. But, Paul Hooson….Jesus…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I first learned about this Ebola in this mornings paper.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama: Can anyone help me with the crossword puzzle? I need a five letter word for deadly virus that starts with an E and ends with ola.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest & trade? Is that anything like cap and trade that can be used to drive prices up and make cronies rich?

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.