Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

SanDisk Corp. founder Eli Harari reacts before being awarded the National Medal of Technology and Innovation by U.S. President Barack Obama during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington on November 20, 2014. Harari was the inventor of flash storage technology. (REUTERS/Larry Downing)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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