Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winner’s announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Weekend Caption Contest™ New Years Hangover Edition Winners
  • Putting a dipstick on a pig.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Another case of “can they both lose?”

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Pelosi has so much Botox that Boehner’s lips remained in that position for days.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    A classic battle of evil vs eviler.

  • stan25

    Hey John, meet me in the cloak room after this crap is over.

  • stan25

    Nancy Puglosi moans yes as Boner plants a huge one on her.

  • stan25

    The Feminazi recruiting poster.

  • Leland

    Thanks love, now I’ve got a big hammer

  • cathymv

    Brain sucking alien comes up empty!

  • Rick Adams

  • Paul Hooson

    “I knew Senator Packwood. Senator Packwood was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Bob Packwood…”

  • Paul Hooson

    “I knew Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby was a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Bill Cosby…”

  • Paul Hooson

    Rep. John Boner….

  • jim_m

    This is what happens when Obama tells the Republicans that they can kiss his ass.

  • Joe_Miller

    What do you say that after we make sweet, sweet love we play a round of croquet?

  • Paul Hooson

    “…Now, hold hands you love birds..”

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Boehner’s old habits are hard to break when he’s so used to kissing ass!

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    You’d think that since he is now speaker of the house, Boehner wouldn’t have to kiss ass any more.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    I’ve heard about kiss and make up, but this makes me want to hurl!

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Thank goodness Teddy Roosevelt didn’t have this in mind when he said, “Speak softy, and carry a big stick”! (shudder!)

  • Paul Hooson

    Another failed attempt by the GOP to appeal to persons of color….

  • yetanotherjohn

    Something the left and right can both agree on … this is just wrong.

  • Retired military

    Boehner is about to find out really how Harry Reid got his black eye.

  • Boehner: (Thinking): “One is stiff, wooden, with a hard surface, and makes a lot of noise when you whack it… and the other one is a gavel.”

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Yes Nancy, I will respect you in the morning.

  • Update: Winner’s announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.