Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will for last week’s contest and this week’s contest be announced Monday morning.

I blame Al Gore for the freeze.
Barack Obama Lies, Says Islam is Part of America’s Founding
  • Brian Brandt

    ‘. . . I’m Biden my time,
    ‘Cause that’s the kind of guy I’m,
    While other folks grow dizzy,
    I keep busy,
    Biden my time.’

  • Brian Brandt

    ‘I have to hold your shoulders. I’m standing on an orange crate.’

  • Brian Brandt

    ‘. . . muuff . . . mugg . . . slurpp . . . ‘

  • Brian Brandt

    ‘Joe, if you don’t stop groping my wife I’m going to shove this flag so far up your ass your rendition of the Marine Corps Hymn will shatter glass.’

  • stan25

    Lets make our own waitress sandwich.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Biden interviews for a position on his staff.

  • GarandFan

    “I’d like to thank Vice-Perver……er President Biden………”

  • Brian Brandt

    ‘You notice how we grafted the top of his body onto this podium / life-support system? You won’t need the bottom half anymore.’

  • Retired military

    ISIS surrendered en masse after Pres Obama threatened to have Joe BIden meet with their women freedom fighters to discuss peace terms.

  • yetanotherjohn

    To be followed by that awkward moment when she gets back to the VP’s office and finds there is no candy after all.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Tyrone F. Horneigh: “Do you believe in the hereafter?”
    Gladys: “Of course I do!”
    Tyrone F. Horneigh: “Then you know what I’m here after!”

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Biden: “If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

  • Rick Adams

    “Me? The Thirteenth Duke of Wybourne? HERE? With MY reputation?”

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    It won’t be long before “Doing the Biden” becomes a sexually pejorative phrase.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Molesting the wife of the guy who’s in charge of the guns and bullets? Priceless.

  • Rick Adams

    “Psst. Doesn’t look like Kevin’s going to post the winners in time this week either…”