15 Years Old, 7’3″ – Where Can We Buy Stock in This Kid??????

Remember the name Chol Marial. At seven feet three inches Chol, a native of South Sudan, is very likely to become a household name before long. If he decides to go to college, he won’t be worried about being buried in student loan debt when he graduates.

Chol has some growing to do – really – because at 7’3″ he only weighs 178 pounds and can only do 8 push-ups in a minute. We’re sure he’s going to beef up over the next couple of years.

As an eighth grader he played on the West Oaks, FL high school team. The really interesting fact about that team is that they went 32-4. We wonder if the college coaches are taking a hard look at the four teams who beat them?

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  • jim_m

    Until he drops dead from a heart defect.

    • Commander_Chico

      Right, another Manute Bol, who was not that great.

      • jim_m

        Hank Gathers.

  • iwogisdead

    Has anyone looked at his birth certificate? Anyway, Calipari won’t care. I’m sure there’s a mansion awaiting him in Lexington.