Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Pope Francis addresses a joint meeting of Congress on Capitol Hill  in Washington, Thursday, Sept. 24, 2015, making history as the first pontiff to do so. Listening behind the pope are Vice President Joe Biden and House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    “Oh, I may attract the big crowds now…But, let’s say I’d hang around stateside for three months or so. I could walk into a 7-11 and buy a soda, and you think anyone would care…”.

  • “So this feminist comes up to me the other day and says, The Bible’s not true, if the Bible were true it would’ve mentioned PMS…. And I says, Of course PMS is mentioned in the Bible. When King Herod set out to kill baby Jesus. Joseph took Mary and Jesus and fled to the land of the Pharaohs. It it says right there in the Bible, Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt.”

  • “Is it harder living in the Vatican than the White House? Well for one thing, the humidor… All our cigars taste like sh*t.”

  • Pretzel__Logic

    Biden contemplates grope-a-pope