I Thou shalt have no god before Climate Change.
II Thou shalt not bear graven images to vote.
III Thou shalt not take the name of Affirmative Action in vain.
IV Thou shalt ignore imigration law, thou shalt not utter “illegal imigration.”
V Thou shalt honor the University.
VI Thou shalt not bear, keep, or possess firearms.
VII Thou shalt observe Diversity as we define it at that moment.
VIII Thou shalt attend no school nor be taught any curriculum not approved by the State.
IX Thy cities shall observe not imigration law.
X Thou shalt protect the Enivornment before thyself.