Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Outgoing House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) gets emotional as he addresses colleagues prior to the election for the new Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives on Capitol Hill in Washington October 29, 2015.   REUTERS/Gary Cameron TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Quick Thoughts About The 3rd Primetime GOP Presidential Debate
  • sarahconnor2

    Even his tissues scream Wuss.

  • sarahconnor2

    “And then mean ol’ Sarah Palin called me…sniff…called me…sob… a BIG ORANGE PUS-Y
    WAAAAAAHHHHHH”

  • sarahconnor2

    You’re supposed to let the door hit you in your A-S, John.

  • jim_m

    The thought of pushing a more conservative agenda kind of makes me throw up in my mouth.

  • Par4Course

    “Thinking of what we’ve accomplished during my tenure as seat, I just threw up in my mouth.”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Gez, I get interviewed about leaving by Matt Lauer on TODAY SHOW HALLOWEEN”.!

  • Paul Hooson

    John Boehner returns to his previous job…

  • Porkopolis

    ♫ It’s NOT my party ♫

    ♫ And I’ll cry if I want to ♫

    ♫ Cry if I want to ♫

    ♫ CRY if I want to… ♫

    ♫ You would cry too if it happened to you ♫

  • fustian24

    Looks like Boehner finally got around to reading the budget bill he just passed.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    The crying made more sense after Boehner asked people to start calling him Caitlyn.

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    C-Span’s first chance to capitalize on product placement revenue.

  • Louis

    Señor Chillón

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    Pelosi to Boehner to Ryan = a conservative’s bane, Boehner, banest?

  • FormerlyAnonymous

    And with that, Tammy Faye Boehner leaves the House.

  • Roy Orbison’s got nuthin on him.

  • The Speaker was a cryin’ and the Kleenex were a flyin’
    People think it’s funny, but it’s snot.

  • Orange is the new Barack

  • Retired military

    Boehner tearfully thanks all his adoring democrat fans for the RINO of the decade award

  • Retired military

    Boehner rolled over for Obama
    Boehner rolled for Pelosi
    Don’t bring back
    don’t bring back
    Oh don’t bring back Boehner to me.

  • Retired military

    And the winner of the best Democrat speaker of the House of all time goes to
    John Boehner

  • Retired military

    Boehner tears up as President Obama thanks him for getting stuff passed that Pelosi could only dream of.

  • Retired military

    Selected lines from the tune My Rino Guy
    well Bye bye my Rino Guy
    Drove my chevy volt to the levee but the levee was dry (Boehner had drank all the liquor)
    The three men I admire most
    Pelosi, Obama and Tip Oneil’s ghost.
    They caught the last ecofriendly train to the coast
    The day the RIno died.

  • Retired military

    I am not too sure what is happening here but if it is what I think it is hell I will play a round of golf

  • Retired military

    Boehner “who needs republicans when you have Anita Bryant”
    (hattip to folks old enough to get the orange reference)

  • Retired military

    Oh look. Someone brought a pumpkin to the floor of the House. Now if they would just move it out of the way so we could see the face of the person who did it

  • Retired military

    After all these years, John Boehner realizes he had an R after his name and not a D

  • Paul Hooson

    An embarrassing public Boehner…

    • Rick Adams

      ..

      • Paul Hooson

        Wow, that’s great!

  • Vagabond661

    Boehner reflects on never being Pivot Man for Reid, McConnell and Obama again.

  • Peggy Higginbotham

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  • Rick Adams

    “All right, who’s the wise guy who just said ‘I don’t believe in fairies?'”

  • twolaneflash

    “Will I ever get the taste of Obama’s ass out of my mouth?’

    • Erica Tilton

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  • twolaneflash

    A facepalm? Is that all We get from this traitorous bastard? Someone hand him a sword to gut himself like he has Us! May he live and die in infamy.

  • 914

    Sadly this cheeto weeper will not be missed.

  • Erica Tilton

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  • cathymv

    Boehner doesn’t quite understand the concept of eating at the Y

  • LiberalNightmare

    In the old days, Obama would at least give him a mint to to get the taste out of his mouth

  • Retired military

    Charlie Brown finally saw the Great Pumpkin when he visited DC