Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners December 11, 2015

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured the Obama administration’s new “all-inclusive, healthy” Santa. Give yourself an early Christmas present and go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “He’s Christian, he’s white, his elves are not union, he pays no taxes, and democrats usually aren’t nice enough to get presents.

Obama finally sees an illegal alien he’s willing to deport.

2) (rodney dill) – ““Now time to go find some ho ho ho’s”

3) (guido81_MA) – “I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus.

4) (yetanotherjohn) – “Does this Santa suit make me look gay?

5) (RestlessLegs) – “Grandma says she wants to see THIS come down her chimney.

6) (Rick Adams) – ““Track THIS, NORAD…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Bird666) – “The Most Interesting Santa in the World: stay naughty, my friends.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • fustian24

    Well, that starts my week off with a little Christmas cheer! Thanks, Sarah…

    • He’s Christian, he’s white, his elves are not union, he pays no taxes, and democrats usually aren’t nice enough to get presents.

      …and he didn’t do it all on his own… he’s an elf-made man.

      • fustian24

        This contest is over Rodney.

        Winners have already been picked.

        You didn’t win this week, but you did well. You should be quite proud. You are quite the little caption writer!

        Just let it go, dude.

        You’ll get your chance again this Friday.

        I just “sleigh me”!

        • …they never stop coming to me.

          • yetanotherjohn

            But have you noticed them ever leaving?
            I agree with Fustian24, you are one of the best caption writers.

          • fustian24

            Said another one.

          • fustian24

            So, what? You’re like a virtuoso?

            I sweat blood for every one of my captions.

            None of them “just come to me”.

            Must be nice.


          • My re-write of ZZ-tops Sharp Dressed Man just sort of flowed — albeit a little late. (it was one of the last captions posted). The best ones just come to me — the ones that are forced never seem quite as good.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Is Rodney talking about captions or girlfriends?

          • fustian24

            It’s funny which captions get votes. Often my favorites get no votes.

            There’s just no telling!

          • yetanotherjohn

            I can’t remember the caption I thought was the best getting the most votes or selected.

          • fustian24

            There have been a couple of times when I just knew.

            But mostly, I just throw them up against the wall and see what sticks.

  • Thanks Sarah.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that (see I can do pseudo-PC speech too).

  • cathymv

    great picks this week… fustian was great…. but rodneys ho ho ho had me giggling!! good job guys!!!

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