Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Obama Needs More Television??
The Elephant in the Climate Alarmists' Living Room
  • Rick Adams

    There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see.
    Others don’t see it at all. Some people say the bear is tame. Others say
    it’s vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who’s
    right, isn’t it smart to be as strong as the bear?

  • ChrisB01886

    No Mr President, Obamacare will never bring this back to life

  • Hank_M

    This is what the country will look like when your term ends.

  • Hank_M

    I was going to say that this tastes just like chicken but Putin already says that about you.

  • Bird666

    Obama: Does this mean there’s an Arthur Treacher’s around here somewhere?

  • Brian Brandt

    Bear: “You have to keep your mouth open a long time before a live salmon jumps into it, Mr. President.”

    Obama: “That’s not a problem for me.”
    ..

  • Bird666

    “It’s dead, sir. And all you did was touch it. That’s amazing!”

  • Brian Brandt

    Let’s wrap this up. I have a tee time.

  • Brian Brandt

    A bear that can cook has the same name as me? Better drink my own piss!
    ..

  • Brian Brandt

    Obama thought bubble: “At least this one didn’t jiz on my shoe.”

  • Tanuki Man

    “There’s hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.”

  • RestlessLegs

    More senseless workplace violence.

  • Obama: What’s that?
    Bear: Smelt
    Obama: I don’t have to smell it, I can see it!

  • RestlessLegs

    We know who did it. We know why. But not wanting to stereotype an entire species, Obama refuses to say the word “bear.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    “So you’re saying global warming caused the fish to split open like this.”
    “No. I used my knife and cut it open.”
    “But it was global warming that caused the fish to split open.”
    “No, it was my knife.”
    “I don’t understand how global warming did this, but obviously it is a bigger threat than terrorism. Hey secret service, this guy has a knife.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Think of it as uncooked dog, just try a bite.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wow, Obama must have hit one out of bounds into a water hazard.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ok, one last time. Protect the people, obey the constitution, don’t be an ass or you sleep with the fishes tonight.
    Anything would be better than having to sleep with Michelle.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I always thought this administration was a little fishy.

  • retired military

    Obama “Putin may hunt tigers but I hunt wookies”

  • retired military

    Obama “This devastation is caused by the 3 greatest threats to the US. The 1st
    Amendment, the 2nd Amendment and global warming”

  • retired military

    Critics were repelled by the next scene of Obama getting raped by a dead
    fish

  • retired military

    Sometimes you gotta eat the fish before the fish eats you.

  • retired military

    Secret service agents are hot on the trail of Michelle who went missing when
    that time of the month came around

  • retired military

    In the US the press shows Obama eating Sushi.
    In Russia they show pictures
    of Putin eating the heart of a lion he killed with h is bare hands.

  • retired military

    Obama “Is that sushi in your hand or are you just glad to see me”

  • retired military

    Obama “.. and then the bear ask me if I have trouble with shit sticking to my fur…”

  • retired military

    Bear “… and this is what the minds of democrats look like:

  • retired military

    Obama “Are you sure that is all that is left of Jeb Bush after the last republican debate?”

  • retired military

    The setting for Obama’s latest ISIS press conference.
    1. Put on his “serious face.”

    2. Relentlessly reassure the American
    public that he cares about ISIS. Hey, you saw the serious face didn’t
    you?

    3. Commits additional resources to supplying the press with helpful
    stories and begin air-dropping political ammunition to Democratic
    allies.

    4. Ride this huge, totally not fake global warming picture for
    all it’s worth.

  • retired military

    In a stunning rebuke to ISIS Obama immediately issued an Executive Order limiting the amount of ozone depleting fish gut emissions.

  • Fish guts, you say. Michelle’d be interested in adding them to the school lunch program. What’s the price per metric ton?

  • yetanotherjohn

    The fish rots from the head down.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is your country. This is what you are doing to your country. Any questions?

  • retired military

    Obama “sniff sniff. Hey is Hillary close by??”
    Man “No sir, that smell is a dead fish”

  • retired military

    Obama “I guess Hillary got to Bernie when his poll numbers started going up”

  • retired military

    The result of Obama focusing like a laser on clean water.

  • retired military

    One of these things is limp, squishy, smells funny, and couldn’t produce enough food to feed a little child.
    The other is a dead fish.

  • Later that day a news photo was released of Putin posing with the 1200 pound marlin he’d caught.

  • fustian24

    The economy is dead, sir.

    Hope and Change did this.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Tonight, Obama sleeps with the fishes … and there was much rejoicing.

  • “What kind of fish is that?”
    “Just a fluke.”
    “Better get a condom.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sushi? I barely knew she.

  • 914

    One nut educates another nut.