Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners January 22, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was beyond popular. I can tell what everyone was doing during the blizzard-posting captions. Given that we had almost double the usual number of captions, I’m selecting two captions for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Bernie has about as much chance to beat Hillary as I have to wake up and see five planets line up.

(Bird666) – ““I bought into this old man’s socialist utopian bullshit and all I got was this weird-ass T-shirt”

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Don’t wait for your parents to die to inherit. Vote for Bernie and take the money now.

(EricSteel) – “At least the picture doesn’t show the guy wearing the Bernie Sanders Thong.

3) (Mike) – “The DNC also put out a Hillary shirt, which had the unfortunate side effect of turning the volunteers to stone.

(Paul Hooson) – “Tin foil top hats will be popular at the inaugural…

4) (Par4Course) – “Bernie – the only candidate older and crazier than Hillary.

(rodney dill) – “YOU…. SHALL… NOT… PASS… that kidney stone

5) (Vagabond661) – “The Millennials’ plan on getting ahead.

(Rick Adams) – “I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in this photo, but I’m pretty sure it was followed by an old man yelling at clouds.

6) (Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “The left’s answer to my “Stand and Fight” NRA t-shirt.

(RestlessLegs) – “Will find a way to vote this many times for Sanders.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “The worst part about the Capitalist Re-education camps is the uniform.

And the most detailed funny caption goes to:

(cathymv) – “For sale: Bernie Sanders Fun Fan Blow up Supporter – $129.00. Solar powered! Will quote Bernie propaganda, BLM statistics and Mein Kampf, will promise everything and deliver nothing. Will sit around your house, eat your food, wreck your car, criticise your lifestyle, demand money, play on your computer, use up all IPhone data, run around the neighborhood screaming “Die pigs die” at the local police and tell you that socialism and communism is the best political agenda in the world. It will not shower and will not use deodorant. You can bring it to the polls and use it to vote multiple times.

Limited supplies available, order now at 1800-useful-idiot

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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