Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners February 19, 2016

Holy Political Backlash, Batman, this week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a big success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Let he who is without walls cast the first stone.

2) (rodney dill) – ““Lighten up, Francis.”

3) (RestlessLegs) – “Now, go forth and Trump no more.

4) (Rick Adams) – ““You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “When getting on the plane, the pope discovered that the flight was full of communist. Worse, they were all standing in the aisle arguing so the pope couldn’t get to his seat. The pope raised his hands and they all parted so he could get to his seat. When one of the priests asked him how he did that, the pope said “I just parted the reds for the See”.

6) (914) – “Finally someone dumb enough to out Obama, Obama!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Paul Hooson) – ““What we have here is a failure to excommunicate…”.

And here’s another one that deserved some attention:

(guido81_MA) – “Yo, yo, yo, I’m Rappin’ Frankie
Socialism’s holy, Capitalism’s stanky
Redistribute that wealth from dem dumb workin’ suckas
Dominus vobiscum, muthaf*ckas
Peace Out!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Thank God for freedom of religion!
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  • jim_m

    They were all good, but Guido’s was priceless.

    • guido81_MA


      • fustian24

        Don’t let Trump hear that or you’re out of here!

  • Paul Hooson

    I actually wrote my excommunication joke back when after I saw COOL HAND LUKE for the first in a theater, where I thought how funny it would be for a Catholic clergy member to say this in the style of the prison camp warden. His catch phrase from the film and style were just too funny to me not to inspire jokes. – I’m also a pretty good impressionist as well, where I’ve done this warden pretty good for years, despite my dad never being a fan of my impressions.

    • fustian24

      I think it’s cheating that you have jokes lined up and waiting from years ago.

      How many other caption contests are you lying in wait for, lurking in the darkness, like some kind of evil spider?

      It creeps me man.

      • Paul Hooson

        I take comedy seriously….When I was younger people used to tell me that I should be a Saturday Night Live cast member, then I looked at some like Rob Schneider, where maybe that wasn’t such a compliment. – But, I think SNL could have used me as a token Jew. Everyone knows that there are hardly any Jews in comedy or entertainment…..

        • fustian24

          I did NOT know that you were Jewish!

          • Paul Hooson

            I do conceal it very well…..While others take one look at me and tell me you’re a “member of the chosen people, aren’t you?”. And, I tell them that I never lived anywhere near the Chosen Dam in Asia. I don’t think I look Korean, do I?

          • fustian24

            I would suggest staying out of the visual arts.

          • Paul Hooson

            It is hard on camera lenses….

          • fustian24

            I myself am devilishly handsome.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Horns and all?

          • fustian24

            Well, not right now.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Having a little trouble keeping a stiff horn? Don’t worry, we all get old.

          • fustian24

            Sorry, “john”, but dudes were never my thing.


  • yetanotherjohn

    Once again, short and pithy scores a spot for me.

  • Thanks Sarah

  • cathymv

    Great choices this week! all y’all crack me up week after week!

  • redsquare22

    guido81_MA ‘s talent is HUGH. Rap on, bro’.