Pinhead College Professor Fired

Melissa Click

From the Columbia Daily Tribune: University of Missouri curators vote to fire Melissa Click

Upon learning this news, this writer responded like this:

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  • LiberalNightmare

    Why does everyone hate carrot top?

    • Paul Hooson

      1 million votes up for the Carrot Top reference!

  • Retired military

    “Pinhead College Professor Fired”

    Here let me fix that for you

    Ugly Angry Pinhead College Professor Fired

    There much more accurate

  • yetanotherjohn

    The answer was found because the legislators with the power of the purse over the university wanted the solution to be found. That should be remembered as the right gains ground in controlling state governments.

  • Commander_Chico

    She’ll be entering the real world now. With her dissertation on Martha Stewart she might be able to get a cashier job at Kmart.

    • Paul Hooson

      If she isn’t overqualified for that job and looked over, where the ladies from the trailer park who play on the bowling team beat her out for the job…

  • Hank_M

    I still can’t believe someone gets paid for research into 50 Shades of Grey and the impact of social media in fans’ relationship with Lady Gaga. I can’t believe some researches this stuff.

    Hell of a resume.

    • Retired military

      The ones paying for that research is the US taxpayer.

    • Paul Hooson

      I know, things should be pretty straight forward. You bring a date home and pull out the spanking toys and just have some horny naughty bedroom fun together. It’s not rocket science for some vast quantum physics project…

    • LiberalNightmare

      Im sure that with a resume like hers, she’ll have no problem finding an exciting career in the food services or home cleaning industries.

  • EricSteel

    And still 1/3 of the Board of Curators voted against firing her. What the hell is wrong with those people?

  • EricSteel

    I also just read the investigative report prepared for the curators. I thought she was a piece of shit before I read the report. I was wrong. She is worse than a piece of shit.

    She really doesn’t think she did anything wrong, and lies every chance she gets. At one point she told faculty that there was a guy whose nickname was “The Muscle” and that’s who she was calling. At another point she said she was afraid that the reporter had a gun because MO had just passed a law allowing guns on campus. There was no law at the time of the incident.

  • 914

    I did not know carrot top was a proffessor?

  • jim_m

    Michelle was PO’d after Paul Hooson’s visit to the white house: