Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners February 26, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought back fond memories of happy-go-lucky, unity themed Super Bowl halftime shows for me. I wasn’t the only one who had something to say-this one brought on another tsunami of captions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
First lady Michelle Obama jokes with members of the audience as she speaks in the State Dinning Room at the White House in Washington, Wednesday, Feb. 24, 2016, during an interactive student workshop on the musical legacy of Ray Charles, where students from 10 schools and community organizations from across the country participate as part of the "In Performance at the White House" series. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “The First Lady was naked and jumping up and down on the bed in the Lincoln bedroom, laughing and singing. Obama walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous; what on earth are you doing?”

She says, “I just got the results of my annual physical and my doctor said I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”

She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your big old ass?”

She says, “Your name never came up!”

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Let me introduce you to two of my friends, “Hope” and “Change”

3) (fustian24) – “It’s Michelle and Hillary in a cage match to the death. Is Michelle’s upper arm strength a match for CanklePower?

(rodney dill) – ““Donald Trump shoulda not called my butt, “YUUUUUGE!””

4) (Jeffrey Ostermiller) – ““If Hillary stood by her man while he screwed other women, I can stand by my man while he screws America.”

5) (Brian Brandt) – “If you like your front teeth you can keep your front teeth.

6) (Joe_Miller) – ““Who do YOU think gets to be on top?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to some rather overlooked gem:

(RestlessLegs) – “How to stop a boy’s puberty dead in its tracks.

(Rick Adams) – ““I’m here to kick ass and eat arugula, and I’m all out of arugula.”

(Retired military) – “Hillary vs Michelle
Thunderdome
Two men enter, one man leaves.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Is Ted Cruz cracking up?
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
  • Paul Hooson

    Ah, in the words of Maxwell Smart, “Missed it by that much” again…But, the news is not all bad tonight. Not every Black actor decided to boycott the Oscars tonight. Someone left the front door unlocked, so Louis Gossett Jr. wandered in and took a seat. They’re serving free refreshments…

    • fustian24

      Are you telling me that almost everyone in Hollywood is Jewish?

      Whaddaya, some kind of anti-Semite? Sounds like a stereotype to me.

      And didn’t Alan Rickman die this last January?

      • fustian24

        Next thing you’ll tell me is that Jews control the East Portland strip club market.

        • yetanotherjohn

          But not West Portland?

          • fustian24

            While no expert on this subject, East Portland is the “grittier” part of town, so it stands to reason that the “culture” is over there.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Just goes to show that if you have enough moneys at enough keyboards you can score a second at the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest.

    • Paul Hooson

      This is sure to become Bernie Sanders new talking point?

  • Yay, I came in Third and a half….. I think.

    • sarahconnor2

      I’m handling fustian’s and your sibling rivalry by giving you the same spot!

      • Thanks.

      • fustian24

        Rodney is honored, I’m sure.

        (grin)

        • Meh…. Its sort of like having to let your little brother or little sister tag along.

          • fustian24

            Whoa big fella.

            I identify as male.

          • sarahconnor2

            Point proven.

  • Retired military

    Thanks all

  • cathymv

    omg!!! My first first place caption!!! thank you Sarah!! Thank you all! This is the coolest thing to happen to me this Monday morning, considering I just woke up an hour ago!! But way cool none-the-less!!!

    • Paul Hooson

      “Canklepower” was indeed a classic line!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Hillary’s candidacy is a 50,000 canklepower beacon to women in sensible pant suit everywhere.