Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    “Now, hold hands you love birds…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Well the Maine thing is Cruz wins.

  • Paul Hooson

    The most beautiful caption contest entry ever written about Donald Trump doing something weird with his hands during a Republican debate. So beautiful that the angels will sing the praises of the caption for all eternity, and even Jesus himself will say, “God, why didn’t I think of that!”…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey honey! Call the kids, I don’t think they’ve ever seen a trainwreck before!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Slight of hand?

  • Paul Hooson

    How to make immigrants disappear without even building a wall…

  • Paul Hooson

    Slow Hand…

  • Paul Hooson

    The funny thing is if you near drown, and lose oxygen to the brain for eight or nine minutes, then he almost makes sense…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey David Duke just called. What size sheet do you wear?”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey David Duke just invited you to a klanbake…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Not shown here(as well as elsewhere, Marco Rubio)…

  • Paul Hooson

    So many people wearing white sheets at that Trump rally that it looks like a laundry line…

  • Paul Hooson

    Strangely, when immigrant workers at Trump’s hotels change the old white sheets they simply hand to Trump to give to his White supporters to wear…

  • Paul Hooson

    In all truthfulness, Trump does appeal to a cross-section of voters. As many are dressed in brownshirts as white sheets…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I don’t remember anything involving the KKK…especially my father being arrested in 1927 in a KKK fight with the police..”.

  • Spazz Hands

  • Paul Hooson

    “Building a wall around the country. Strong military. Keeping foreigners out. Hey you stole Mao Tse Tung’s platform!”…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Who killed that thing he’s wearing on his head?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “BTW, I’m also the Hair Club President…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Typical 3AM TV programming…A bad TV infomercial spokesman and a bad Televangelist…

  • Paul Hooson

    If only the Democrats didn’t have Hillary, then they could some advantage of this…

  • Paul Hooson

    PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE?

  • Paul Hooson

    Politics is rigged….controlled by crazy people…

  • Paul Hooson

    This debate sponsored by the GOODWILL…Your donations change lives…

  • Paul Hooson

    Don’t vote…You only encourage them…

  • Paul Hooson

    Sadly, Marco Rubio’s jokes seemed to have failed….Leave comedy to the professionals, Jews…

  • Paul Hooson

    The only thing that Donald Trump really likes about Cubans? Their invention of Cuban neckties…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Donald Trump is always welcome to join our third party…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Donald Trump….God’s gift to Jewish joke writers like myself…

  • redsquare22

    Trump says, “I old enough to be present. [counts fingers] I nine!” “Wait, wait, I short a finger”.