Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • RestlessLegs

    Counting down to the next insult.

  • Retired military

    Trump “I will prove it. This is what I look like when I masturbate”

  • yetanotherjohn

    If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

  • RestlessLegs

    Michelle Obama can make the same claim.

  • Leland

    I’m going to close my eyes, count to ten and then 5 branches of our federal government will be deleted.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He’s not just a member of the Trump fan club, he’s running for president.

  • guido81_MA

    Oompa, Loompa, Doopity-doo
    My dick is orange, how about you?

    • yetanotherjohn

      No. Next question.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Smile, though your heart is breaking

  • fustian24

    Cruz looks at Trump like a side dish he hadn’t ordered.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why doesn’t Trump play poker? He knows no matter how much he plays, he’ll never get that big hand.

  • yetanotherjohn

    My hands are small I know

    But they’re not yours, they are my own

  • yetanotherjohn

    i can change the world

    with my own two hands

    make a better place

    with my own two hands

    make a kinder place

    with my own two hands

    with my own

    with my own two hands

    Oh who am I kidding

  • yetanotherjohn

    He has the hands now he wants the job.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Handmaiden

  • yetanotherjohn

    Bite the hand that feeds you

  • I already took a shot at this one… bonus Kasich joke!

  • yetanotherjohn

    10 more years.

  • Hands like these, I could have played the violin. Or maybe the saxophone, like Bill Clinton.
    Ah, well, too much sax and violins in these debates anyway!

  • EricSteel

    Austin Powers: There are only two things in this world that scare me and one is nuclear war.
    Basil: What’s the other?
    Austin Powers: Huh?
    Basil: What’s the other thing that scares you?
    Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

  • Retired military

    My tongue is so long I have to have my hands here when my wife and I get busy.

  • Scorpion

    You do realize that Glen Beck is my friend, right?

  • Paul Hooson

    Some parents across the country: “Hey you kids better leave the room! This isn’t appropriate for you to listen to. This is a Republican debate…”.

  • cathymv

    One day in the shower, Trump figured it out. It was a special day in that man’s life. He found himself a hobby!!

  • cathymv

    This is Trumps idea of a threesome!

  • RestlessLegs

    Sigh. Not even as big as Megyn Kelly’s eyelashes.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Illegal use of hands. 15 second penalty on the next question.

  • Paul Hooson

    Donald Trump, giving America the “Hand Job” again….

  • Paul Hooson

    In all fairness, Ted Cruz also has his own problem…the support of Caitlyn Jenner..

    • yetanotherjohn

      Hey wait a minute. I didn’t know you had a new dancer at your club.

      • Paul Hooson

        …And her nickname is “Adam’s Apple…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    The hands down winner of this Republican debate? Hillary Clinton…

  • Paul Hooson

    I hate to say it, but Ted Cruz is so conservative, he not only doesn’t want Obama to name a Supreme Court nominee, but he doesn’t want the next president to name one either….That’s conservative!

  • Paul Hooson

    Not only this…but power makes his nipples grow hard…

  • Paul Hooson

    “They say that Trump is a bad mother fu…”
    “Shut your mouth!”
    “No, Trump’s just bad…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    You may have this presidential nomination when you snatch the pebbles from my hand grasshopper.

  • Paul Hooson

    Weakened Craption Contest?

  • Paul Hooson

    Not So Superman?

  • Paul Hooson

    The Crap N Hammer Kids…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Boy, do we throw a debate or what?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Slapstick humor?

  • Paul Hooson

    “I didn’t get Andy Kaufman’s humor either…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Angry performance art comedy not seen since the days of Brother Theodore…

  • Paul Hooson

    “God, why have you forsaken us?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Some things are just wrong…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Ah, there’s trouble a-brewin’ here…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Proof that fighting someone half your brain size is not a fair fight…

  • Paul Hooson

    The short busstop?

  • Paul Hooson

    God’s gift to late night comics keeps on giving….

  • Paul Hooson

    “Out, damned cursed Rolex, out…”.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Cruz: “Gee Mr. Trump, what BIG hands you have!”

    Trump: “All the better to take the election with!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why is it the little things we find so fascinating?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump gets stumped with the question “What’s right wing about Kansas?”