Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners March 11, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was not SHORT on entries and certainly DWARFED some other weeks. Another week with over 200 captions which means two winners per place! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
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Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – ““That’s not we meant Mr. Trump when we asked if you knew a little Spanish.”

(Diogenes) – “I’m Edith Ann and I’m 5 and a half years old!

2) (Paul Hooson) – “You must be this high to ride the presidency…

(retired military) – “Rubio “I want to hear more about me winning in Florida, I want to hear more about me winning in Florida ”
Trump “Okay but this is the last fairy tale for the night”

3) (fustian24) – “He’s just a helmet and a tank away from going the full Dukakis.

(cathymv) – “You’ve really got to hand it to short people… cause they can’t reach it on their own!

4) (Par4Course) – “Putting the Rubio campaign in perspective.

(Porkopolis) – “You’re gonna need a bigger vote.

5) (RestlessLegs) – “Whee! It goes back and forth, just like my position on amnesty.

(Stephen_Macklin) – “Whee! It goes back and forth, just like my position on amnesty.

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “He’ll grow into the office.

(Vagabond661) – “Meanwhile on the Island of Misfit Toys….

The Readers Choice Award this week went to rodney dill’s entry. Here are two more great ones:

(914) – “Little ricky has some splaining to do!

(Rick Adams) – “I’d pay that price tag just to get him out of the race.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Wow, What a weekend I’m having. I win a share of first place in the caption contest just after I get an e-mail from a Nigerian Prince wanting to share his fortune with me! This is gonna be a good week for this gurl! 😉

  • yetanotherjohn

    This week just wasn’t gelling for me so I am extremely grateful for the 6th place face saver.

  • Retired military

    Thanks folks. 3rd this week (fifth last week, 6th the week before). Just like Rubio I am moving up in the polls. Why if everyone else would just stop submitting entries then I would be able to win for once.

    • Paul Hooson

      You keep moving up my friend, while Rubio has suffered something of a growth stunt politically…

  • Paul Hooson

    Ah, just like poor Rubio, always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Then again, reading some of my jokes is probably a worse torture than waterboarding for Sarahconnor and others. David Robertson also makes that same point clear to me each week…

  • Thanks Sarah and all!
    I think my favorite was Bird666’s “Rubio visits the Reagan Library. ” which seemed to point to the children of the Rean revolution not living up to the task, but it didn’t even make the cut.

    • Paul Hooson

      “CHILDREN OF THE REAGAN REVOLUTION”?, wasn’t that an old hit single from T.Rex?

  • Thanks – but my caption for 5th place should be “Senator Rubio was told the magical chair would reflect his chances of winning the presidency.”

  • cathymv

    Somehow I missed Rodney’s caption – bwahahah… Well done Rodney!! Loved it. And then to be tied for third with Fustian, well, I am certainly in good company! Thanks all! This was, once again, a fun caption!

    • fustian24

      Sorry you got tied to the wrong guy.

      And here I’d thought Rodney was holding me back!

      D’oh….

      • cathymv

        LOL, not at all!! Being in a tie with you is, indeed, an honor!!

        • fustian24

          There’s a name for this kind of honor. It’s called a “dis-honor”!

          • cathymv

            Did you just……dis me??? gasp!!!! 🙂