Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners March 18, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ seemed to remind many captioners of their favorite-and not so favorite- Senate jokes. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RestlessLegs) – “I can’t take it. I gotta go do something liberal.

2) (Louis) – “I Never Enjoy Listening to Ted Zepplin

3) (Paul Hooson) – ““Goddamn immigrants taking our Senate jobs…”.

4) (914) – “🎶Your once, twice, three times a rino.. But I love you!”

5) (rodney dill) – “Cruz: “Me and the Lord…. We got an understanding.”
Graham: “We’re on a mission from God.”

6) (Vagabond661) – ““Wow! Ted has big feet. Hmmmm. “

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to Rick Adams, fustian24, yetanotherjohn and company for their rendition of the famous “Dead Parrot” sketch:

“Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

But that’s a Canadian Blue.
He’s just restin’.

beautiful plumage

He’s pining for the fjords.

That is an EX-candidate.

It has ceased to be.

Bereft of votes…

He has joined the caucus eternal

And one more for the road:

(jim_m) – “Lindsey Graham sits to the left of Ted Cruz. Well, to be honest, Graham is to the left of most everyone in the GOP.
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you. I really appreciate how I’ve managed to do better recently. It reminds me of the story of Billy Crystal, another Jew like me, who struggled with rejection, getting turned down at least twice for SNL, where he was told that he was not “that funny”. Billy Crystal worked hard at improving his humor, sharpening his wit, until he flourished.

    My humor is often cheap and disposable, often using shock humor elements or joking about racism, but seems to get a few nervous laughs because I’m willing to push the envelope and say things not always said due to the societal self-censorship of political correctness.

  • Thanks Sarah.

    Reader voting was a little more spread out this time. RestlessLegs’ caption was my favorite, and I had missed seeing Paul Hooson’s excellent caption during the contest.

  • Rick Adams

    Mate, this bloke wouldn’t “choom” if you put 4,000 joints through him.

  • cathymv

    Great captions this week… you all made me laugh!!!