Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Patrick Buchanan is wrong about Harriet Tubman and Andrew Jackson.
"It’s not discrimination that’s the problem: it’s unjust discrimination that’s the problem."
  • drmrs

    Where are your daughters Mr. Obama? We’d like to marry them off to chic sheiks!

  • Rick Adams

    President Obama engrossed in a deep theological discussion of the teleological suspension of ethics inherent in Old Testament writings regarding Abraham… just kidding, he’s making sure his hosts have set up his tee time.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Mr. President, how come your country doesn’t also put the first Black woman on your currency who created the first soul cookbook?”.

    “Who’s that?”.

    “Harriet Beecher Stove…”.

  • Mary Gehman

    …Meet the cast of the politically-incorrect, not nearly as funny, Middle Eastern version of “Whose Line Is it, Anyway?”…In an unrelated news story, Barrack Obama has taken an unprecedented leave of absence from his current job and appointed Wayne Brady as his replacement. It is believed that Mr. Brady will bring an unusual skill set to the oval office…he’ll make good choices, always know what to say without the aid of a telepromter, and he’ll sing and dance his way through all his daily duties as POTUS…

  • Mary Gehman

    Welcome to our show tonight! We have totally unnecessary, stunningly awful “Gladys Night and the Pips” impersonators for your viewing and listening displeasure…although, I must say, I have heard them sing “Midnight Train to Cairo” and it wasn’t half-bad…who knew POTUS was a soprano???

  • Mary Gehman

    Here it is…the moment you’ve all been waiting for…Our very own Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young impersonators, doing their rendition of “Teach Your Children Well”. As a side note, the 3 wearing the bedsheets just arrived from a sale at Bed, Bath and Beyond…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Where is my Rolls Royce parked?…Oh, sorry. I mistook you for the valet who took my keys and parked my car earlier…it’s mistake anyone could have made…”

  • Mary Gehman

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…here I am, stuck in the middle with you…

  • Mary Gehman

    …If you’re Muslim, and you know it, clap your hands…

  • Mary Gehman

    …If you’re POTUS, and you know it, clasp your hands…”

  • Porkopolis

    If you’re in the con game and you don’t know who the mark is … you’re the mark.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Mr, President. I think it’s great that your country honored Harriet Tubman. Which year did she invent the bathtub anyway?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “You really want to know my biggest objection to Jews?….Paul Hooson!”.

  • redsquare22

    “Can you believe that my towelhead brother likes Bernie?”