Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners April 29, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a big, slow curve ball just hanging there… Lots of great captions-take some time and read through them all! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Grand Theft Nation

2) (redsquare22) – ““OMG! I can see into the future!!! But, why is Hillary wearing that bright orange jumpsuit? She doesn’t even like orange.”

3) (TheyTukRJobz) – ““Are these things working? Everything looks the same to me. I’m still a great president, who presided over the greatest economic recovery ever and has made the world safer than it has ever been.”

“Uh, Mr. President, you’re in ‘delusion’ mode.

4) (Rick Adams) – “Man, I can’t wait to have a president that doesn’t do stupid crap like this…

5) (Mary Gehman) – “I have found the missing emails….and I can see why she deleted them!

6) (cathymv) – “Do these glasses make my wifes ass look fat?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to Joe_Miller for this great caption:

Of course he fell for the X-ray Specs from the back of a comic book. Up next: Sea Monkeys.

And two more for the road:

(David Robertson) – “Obama tries virtual reality because he can’t handle actual reality.

(Kell) – “See the hand? Good! Now, slap yourself in the head with it! IDIOT!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    I loved “Grand Theft Nation”. Right away it stood as having that certain magic that made it click! – Cathy’s entry, David Robertson, and a few others impressed me as well. – I just couldn’t feel this contest this week for some reason, myself. None of my entries had any real mojo, where I could even make myself laugh. I had one joke I really wanted to make about the story of “THE MONKEY’S PAW”. but I just could not think about a way in which the joke might not be wrongly be viewed as some terrible racist joke rather than a boney hand joke, so I never tried this one. Some jokes never get written because they might accidentally say more than they really meant to say.

    • Joe_Miller

      I know what you mean. Sometimes one has the muse and sometimes she’s on vacation. And since we’re obviously all racists here, go ahead and make a Monkey’s Paw joke. We can laugh through our hoods.

      And thanks all for the votes. Apparently I do well when there’s low voter turnout.

    • Brian Brandt

      Thanks, Paul.

  • cathymv

    And 6th this week! yeah…. and with a fat assed joke! all is well in the world for this monday. There were really great captions this week…. again! Congrats all!!

    • fustian24

      But they’ve been missing something the last several weeks.

      What could it be?

      Oh yeah. Me.

      I’ve been gone on a road trip. But I’m back now.

      Buckle up this Friday buttercup. I’m baaaaaaack!

      (said in all humility)

      • cathymv

        Nice to have you back!! Get your caption hat on, its fun time!!

  • Brian Brandt

    Just woke up and started on that first cup of java and clicked onto the contest.

    You like me! You really like me!

    (Applause, applause) Now sit down, Sally.