Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners May 13, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured someone who is not only the first woman to possible be a party’s nominee for President, she also has a suspicious form of death named after her! (Arkancide, anyone?) We had over two hundred entries, so we’ll have two winners per place again. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “And my hands are clearly bigger than Trump’s.

(rodney dill) – ““I will defeat Trump with my Screeching Harpy Kung Fu.”

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Hillary tries to levitate her poll numbers.

(Retired military) – “The people of China voted overwhelmingly for the old statue of Mao to be put back into place.

3) (EricSteel) – “The Maocarena

(cathymv) – “Put your left hand in…. put your left hand in …. and shake it all about, put a load a money in it and tell me what you want, thats what graft is all about!

4) (Yooper) – “I knew Frankenstein, you definitely are not Frankenstein……..why does everybody keep comparing you to such a nice guy.

(Rick Adams) – ““They can’t serve papers on you if you have no opposable thumbs.”

5) (redsquare22) – “Not to be outdone, Hillary attempts double Nazi salute.

(JLawson) – ““See? I DON’T NEED A WALKER AFTER ALL!”

6) (jim_m) – “Ask me another unscripted question and bolts of force power will come out of my finger tips and kill you.

(Mike) – “And when the money is piled this high, then you may speak to me personally.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to fustian24. Here are two more great ones:

(Stephen_Macklin) – “Now young Skywalker you will die.

(Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “Hillary reacts as FBI agents approach during a campaign stop.

And one more for the road:
(Paul Hooson) – ““It’s my party, and I’ll stack it with super delegates if I want to, if I want to. It’s my party..”.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Retired military

    Thanks all. Lots of great entries again.

  • Thanks Sarah!

    • Paul Hooson

      You were excellent as usual my friend as were so many other others. JLawson surprised me with a rare comedy entry here. I know he loves cars like I do, but the comedy thing is more rare for him! I really got into the jokes about the Hokey Pokey, where Cathy and others sure made me laugh. But, I have to grant that comic Jim Breuer’s version AC/DC doing the Hokey Pokey is the definitive greatest Hokey Pokey joke ever told! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDKAekDXPcw

      • cathymv

        Yeah… thats better!! If I hit any of those notes, I think my lungs would have collapsed!! but I do love AC/DC!!

        • WHO’S THE BUSTER

          Just saw a clip of Axl Rose as the substitute singer for AC DC. He sounded surprisingly good despite singing from a seated position in a wheelchair (broken foot).

  • yetanotherjohn

    On the one hand, I take a silver which is pretty good given my recent track record. On the other hand my “Hillary admits to a threesome…” caption was clearly robbed from placing by cathymv getting a third and fifth place finish with the same caption. Just because my caption sparked cathymv fantasies/nightmares, she gets a twofer off one caption. sigh.

    • sarahconnor2

      Oops, my bad. I’ll fix that.
      And stop whining. Smack.

      • yetanotherjohn

        owwwww. Your mean and you like cathymv better than me. nyuh.

        • fustian24

          As one would…

          • yetanotherjohn

            Yeah. I’ve got to agree to that.

        • cathymv

          heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrs Cathy

        • cathymv

          Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrs Cathy!!!

  • Brian Brandt

    Many great entries. I really had nothin’ this week.

    • Paul Hooson

      You seemed to have less entries this week than normal. But, sometimes a person is very busy or just doesn’t feel the contest picture that week. Being in the “zone” Weird Al calls it, where you feel something and the jokes just flow automatically. It doesn’t always happen, but it’s golden when it does.

  • Paul Hooson

    Poor Lesley Sue Goldstein(Lesley Gore). Not only did I ripoff her song as a parody here, but she never seemed to get that badly needed nosejob either. Why her father didn’t buy here that for a Bat Mitzvah gift is beyond me…

    • WHO’S THE BUSTER

      I worked in a popular nightclub in Miami in the 80’s and on Wednesdays they brought in old music acts. One night featured Lesley Gore and she put on a great show; I think many in attendance were surprised by the number of hits she had.

      Bo Diddley played another night and vented his lifelong frustration with his “sound” being copied with no money going to him. Face it, the “Bo Diddley beat” was the backbone of a number of hits. He is, however, one of the few artists that Led Zeppelin did not steal from; look up some of the YouTube videos that highlight the enormous amount of songs they “borrowed” from without giving credit. Unlike the Stones, who used their fame to help some of the older blues acts earn money in their later years and recorded songs for that exact purpose, Led Zeppelin only paid when successfully sued and the court case concerning Stairway to Heaven is about to be concluded and I don’t see how they can win. That is going to be a pile of money, or at least should be.

      Who was often the opening act for these “oldies” acts? The Miami Sound Machine with an 18 year old singer named Gloria Estefan.

      All of the Miami Vice crew came in most nights and they filmed one of the episodes at the bar (Biscayne Baby). By the way, Don Johnson was a colossal pain and, well, short. Why is it that so many actors are short? I used to go to a place called the Spot on South Beach that was owned by Mickey Rourke (who grew up in a very poor section of Miami known as Overtown) and Sylvester Stallone was there one night. My sister always had a crush on him until she stood next to him and realized she was taller than “Rocky” and she is about 5’8″. So that is how Mr. T, who is 5’10” managed to look so big in the ring.

      • Paul Hooson

        Wow. What great times you experienced, getting to see some of the greats. Those are wonderful memories. – I really enjoyed a Smothers Brothers performance and a Sonny & Cher show, as well as George Thorogood. I was sadly disappointed twice by less than fantastic T.Rex shows.

  • fustian24

    Only two things mar this morning’s victory.

    The first is that I am FORCED to share it with Rodney (spit, spit). The second is that I like a number of the other captions better than mine.

    These misfortunes are a bitter pill to swallow, but I will bear up as best I can.

    • At least we can agree on one thing. I like a number of the other captions better than yours too. šŸ˜‰

      • fustian24

        Now THAT made me laugh!

        • So there’s still hope for you yet.

          • fustian24

            At least my hands are significantly larger than yours…

          • …now if you could only keep them out of your armpits.

          • fustian24

            I will if you promise to shave your palms (grin).

  • cathymv

    Third place with Maocarena!!! sweet! I think Hillary captions bring out the best snarkiness in us all!! Thanks all! Had fun reading all the most excellent captions!

  • Lots of good shots at the Cankley One! Looks like I just squeaked into good company! Thanks!