Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners May 13, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured someone who is not only the first woman to possible be a party’s nominee for President, she also has a suspicious form of death named after her! (Arkancide, anyone?) We had over two hundred entries, so we’ll have two winners per place again. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “And my hands are clearly bigger than Trump’s.

(rodney dill) – ““I will defeat Trump with my Screeching Harpy Kung Fu.”

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Hillary tries to levitate her poll numbers.

(Retired military) – “The people of China voted overwhelmingly for the old statue of Mao to be put back into place.

3) (EricSteel) – “The Maocarena

(cathymv) – “Put your left hand in…. put your left hand in …. and shake it all about, put a load a money in it and tell me what you want, thats what graft is all about!

4) (Yooper) – “I knew Frankenstein, you definitely are not Frankenstein……..why does everybody keep comparing you to such a nice guy.

(Rick Adams) – ““They can’t serve papers on you if you have no opposable thumbs.”

5) (redsquare22) – “Not to be outdone, Hillary attempts double Nazi salute.

(JLawson) – ““See? I DON’T NEED A WALKER AFTER ALL!”

6) (jim_m) – “Ask me another unscripted question and bolts of force power will come out of my finger tips and kill you.

(Mike) – “And when the money is piled this high, then you may speak to me personally.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to fustian24. Here are two more great ones:

(Stephen_Macklin) – “Now young Skywalker you will die.

(Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “Hillary reacts as FBI agents approach during a campaign stop.

And one more for the road:
(Paul Hooson) – ““It’s my party, and I’ll stack it with super delegates if I want to, if I want to. It’s my party..”.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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