Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Vagabond661

    Giving Obama the clap.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I can take naps better than anyone else.

  • yetanotherjohn

    sniff, sniff. Do you smell smoke? Is something burning?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it only took a night and one mad emperor to burn it to the ground.

  • yetanotherjohn

    As bad as our choices of Trump, Hillary or Bernie are for president, the good news is whichever is elected, they won’t be our worse president.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    I knew Edith Ann, and you’re no Edith Ann. And that’s the truth! (“Bronx Cheer!”)

  • yetanotherjohn

    The seat of government is not secure.

  • Brian Brandt

    Hello, Hill? Got your finger on the ejection seat button?

    Seven . . . six . . . five . . .

  • Brian Brandt

    Ahhh . . First class flight on Emirates Air . . .Champagne breakfast over the EU Headquarters in Brussels . . . Limousine to U.N. venue in Geneva . . . Speech on the ‘International Community’ before adoring throngs . . . Adulation from the MSM . . .

    . . . putting it all on my “Obama Presidential Library” American Express card . . .

    Priceless!

  • Paul Hooson

    But, you have to admit that Bernie Sanders chair events are more exciting…

  • Paul Hooson

    Sonny & chair…

  • Paul Hooson

    Clint Eastwood has been vindicated…

  • Paul Hooson

    Less exciting than a Bernie Sanders “chair-ity” event…

  • Paul Hooson

    Suddenly, even Howard Taft looks like an action guy by comparison…

  • Rick Adams

    Applause Somnolent Mellifluous Response.

  • cathymv

    Looks like someone is getting a “Participation Trophy”!

  • Obama relaxes after legally using the women’s room for the first time.

    • fustian24

      President Sitzpinkler.

      • redsquare22

        this is true

  • Paul Hooson

    “Lordy, Lordy. Presidentin’ sha makes a man tired. Yessum!”.

  • fustian24

    Is that Whistler’s gay uncle?

    • redsquare22

      I shouldn’t know what that means, but I do.

  • Paul Hooson

    A lovely SATURDAY EVENING POST Norman Rockwell portrait if ever there was one!

  • Paul Hooson

    “Retirement start early for you Mr. President?”.

    “Yep, the day after the 2008 election…”,

  • Rick Adams

    President Obama dismisses his security detail for the day, secure in the knowledge that… well, hey, Joe Biden. Think it through.

  • Paul Hooson

    Actually having a nightmare dreaming about TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP….

    • redsquare22

      Little known origin of the expression “smear campaign”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m not a smart man, but I know what incompetence is.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Oh wait, this should be good. I saw this gag on nickelodeon.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Funny how the secret service opened the drapes, put the president in the middle of the room and then asked the innocent bystanders to keep to the periphery.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Uh-ohh. Check for a pulse. You know who is just a heart beat away.

  • Paul Hooson

    The very worst one man show ever…

  • Paul Hooson

    I hate to say that Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump are old, but their next chair will be an Acorn Stairlift…

  • Paul Hooson

    What do you get when you have a dream about Bernie Sanders and fried chicken?

    • redsquare22

      Berned chicken

  • Paul Hooson

    Dreaming that the White House kitchen is actually a Popeye’s…

  • Paul Hooson

    The worst STAR TREK transporter malfunction ever! “Captain, I have no idea what we beamed up!”, screams Scotty…

  • Paul Hooson

    The President enjoys a relaxing day off from Paul Hooson’s housefire jokes…

    • redsquare22

      Speaking of yourself in the third person is a first sign of the desire to run for office, or so I have been told… redsquare22 may have mentioned it to me.

  • Paul Hooson

    Thank God Wilbur Post isn’t alive to see this…

  • Paul Hooson

    Dreaming of the apology that he’ll have to give to the Egyptian government for Paul Hooson’s Egyptian airliner song parody….”Big Ole Egyptian Airliner, Don’t Carry Me Too Away, Oh, Big Ole Egyptian Airliner, It’s All Over The Place Today…”.

    • redsquare22

      He dreamed a dream of days gone by (Les Miserables)… and then awakened to find that it all was true. Then he took another nap, and rocked the night away… until next time.

    • redsquare22

      He had a dream that the King of Egypt was replaced by the Muslim Brotherhood.

  • redsquare22

    Obama performs flashback dance at White House talent show.

  • redsquare22

    Instead of retiring, Obama has himself stuffed and placed on permanent display.

  • redsquare22

    Obama awakens from a coma after eight years, and can only recall his youth overseas.

  • Rick Adams

    And on the seventh day, God rested…

    • redsquare22

      God rested, Obama slept like there was no tomorrow.

  • Rick Adams

    “I will not rest until not one single veteran falls into homelessness… every American who wants a job can find one,,, the American dream is within reach… until businesses are investing again… until we have revived the economy…until we have accounted for the missing members of our armed forces…in our efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat al-Qaeda…so long as nearly 2 million people die from AIDS-related diseases every year,,,until justice is done for those we lost at Benghazi…”

    • jim_m

      I don’t know about you, but I am so relieved that 0bama has finally resolved all of these issues.

      • Rick Adams

        I know, right? Now he can golf with no guilt!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama is practicing smart diplomacy, envisioning the world as he thinks it should be and thus creating reality. Don’t you feel safer now?

    • redsquare22

      It’s a brave new age.

  • Rick Adams

    The Minions have found a new boss.

  • Rick Adams

    “And I sit like this? And I what? Just what is this ‘Beautiful Agony’ thing all about?”