Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners June 17, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reached the double winners threshold again with over two hundred entries. The assignment was to caption the following picture:
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Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Who’s that with Lawanda?
I don’t know, she met him in the bathroom.

(rodney dill) – “Obama: “Just call me fustian24.”

2) (Mary Gehman) – “According to this computer polling data, I’ve got a higher approval rating as my Class President than you have as THE President.

(cathymv) – “Obama, no longer having to fake it, has started checking out some child brides!

3) (Retired military) – “Obama “One million dead registered as new voters. GREAT JOB. Now lets start working on the illegals”

(fustian24) – “With all the talk about the FBI investigation of Hillary, Obama decides it’s high time to figure out what an “email” is.

4) (Joe_MIller) – “Awwright! We sent them our banking info and all we have to do is wait for them to put that 2 million pounds into our account. What’s a pound anyway?

(Scorpion) – “No we don’t need that cloth to wipe the server after we’re done, silly.

5) (Rick Adams) – ““Obamaphone… food stamps… voter registration… you’re all set, bae.”

(914) – “The inauguration of Trump is guaranteed.

6) (Vagabond61) – ““And boom, just like that, we are in Hillary’s email server.”

(Paul Hooson) – ““I think of myself as the next Kobe Bryant…”.

“Well, many people do want you retired…”.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to yetanotherjohn’s caption. Here are two more great ones:

(Stephen Macklin) – “Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

Form of The Worst President Ever!

(EricSteel) – “The Secret Service didn’t want me to login as Commander_Chief, so I changed it to Commander_Chico.

And one more for the road:

(RestlessLegs) – “See. The little white arrow moved when you moved the purple thing. Good job, Mr. President!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Aw, good deal! I did get one basketball joke in on this historic NBA game night! Cleveland becomes the first NBA team ever to come back from a 3 to 1 deficit to win not only the series, but the championship as well! And, I came back from jokes about housefires, Disney World’s gator, the Orlando bar shooting, and Buckwheat Middle School to almost being funny again! Indeed a historic night! – But, more seriously I do want to offer congrats to every joke that was funnier than mine this week, which was most of them!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Given the number of entries, you can say you were in the top 10% with your entry. That’s not bad.

      • Paul Hooson

        I honestly forgot to wish every father a Happy Father’s Day here in my rant above. I’m sorry about that. And, if some of you guys out there are not fathers, only spending a lifetime masturbating in the shower, well, I’m deeply sorry you cannot redeem all of that spent seed for a son like redeeming S&H Green Stamps for a gift!

        • fustian24

          What a lovely sentiment…?

          • Paul Hooson

            It would make quite a Norman Rockwell SATURDAY EVENING POST portrait, wouldn’t it?

      • fustian24

        Plus, I learned some new vocabulary.

  • yetanotherjohn

    WooHoo. Scored a number one and readers choice. THAT doesn’t happen very often for me. A caption that is topical, political, just a bit humorous and a bit dirty got just enough votes to edge out the other fine entries. Thanks.

    • Paul Hooson

      You deserved your win. It was a great caption my friend!

  • fustian24

    Rodney shares the win by impugning my good name?

    That’s base calumny.

    I need a lawyer…

    • It just means you’re a joke.

      • fustian24

        Clearly you have no understanding of humor.

        Humor is rudeness directed ELSEWHERE.

        When it comes my way, it’s not so [email protected] funny!

        • At least you get Secret Service protection

          • fustian24

            Now THAT was funny!

            Quick word to the wise. I’d be VERY careful with my Federal Tax return this year.

            You might even overpay substantially as a little insurance cushion.

            I’m just sayin’.

  • Thanks Sarah!

  • Retired military

    Thanks all.

  • cathymv

    Top 2 this week! Sweet! There were a lot of great captions…. Thank you Sarah… another fun week!! I did have to laugh out loud at rodneys caption…. good one!!

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